pro-nun-see-A-shun's definitions

Vaseline

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

foshizzel

means, "Real"

your skanky ass chizzle some foshizzel gay dissel

by pro-nun-see-A-shun August 7, 2003

cock and balls

A common name for a public house in England

"Ezekiel is going for a pint down at the Cock and Balls"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

X-box

A gaming console with tiresome games (ie Project Gotham Racing).

"John would rather play with his X-box than to listen to this lecture."
"Dude!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

nutscrape

A medical condition after severe scratching of the testicles.

"He was involved in a sexual act with his cat and his cat scratched his balls, he was in hospital for a week with his nutscrape!"
"Dude!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

Deep fried Mars Bar

Scottish national dish after haggis.

"Stick it in the deep fat frier."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

XP

The latest operating system to be conceived by Microsoft. XP is short for experience.

"TheMann can't afford to buy XP, it seems his rusty trombones are cheap."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003