pro-nun-see-A-shun's definitions

Homsar

military slang; short for homosexual seargent.

private:"blow me behind the barracks tonight homsar?"
homsar:"fuck you,you little weasel! get that peach out of your ass aand go get me a cup of coffee!!!!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun April 18, 2003

Deep fried Mars Bar

Scottish national dish after haggis.

"Stick it in the deep fat frier."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

XP

The latest operating system to be conceived by Microsoft. XP is short for experience.

"TheMann can't afford to buy XP, it seems his rusty trombones are cheap."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

SA80

Assault rifle used by the British Army. Stands for Small Arms for the 1980's. It was produced in the 1980's and is most likely to be taken out of service in 2015. The guns in the SA80 rang are the L85A1, the L86A1 LSW and the L98A1 CGP. They have a round velocity of 900m/s and they use the NATO standard 5.56mm calibre and are fed by a magazine with a capacity of 30 rounds but is filled with 28 to stop jamming. The rifles are made of plastic and are made mass production, hence so many people complain they are "cheap and plasticky", maybe because they are from the 80's. Despite all this it is a good overall weapon.

"Dude, let me shoot you with my SA80."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

The formal term for the UK.

"Dude, let's go on holiday to Skegness in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

cock and balls

A common name for a public house in England

"Ezekiel is going for a pint down at the Cock and Balls"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

X-box

A gaming console with tiresome games (ie Project Gotham Racing).

"John would rather play with his X-box than to listen to this lecture."
"Dude!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003