floppy

Also known as a relaxing wang, or one that is not erect

Hit her with the floppy, not the bona!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun May 24, 2003

School

Institution whose sole purpose is to convince poeple that they need it for some reason or another, ussually through degrading them and defining them as the unintelligent and treating them poorly when they do and do not buy in to what the place sells - this causing confusion makes poeple only quicker to grasp onto what it's selling just to make sense out of it's non-sense

12th grade student: hah! G.E.D. that's a good enough degree! i learned that in school, only idiots wouldn't go to school i know so because the school teachers are paid to tell me so, after all it's not like i could ACTUALLY learn anything without one of these institutions, i'm too stupid to, i know that cuz the teachers are always telling me that too! teachers are so smart, if they weren't then they wouldn't have done something so intelligent like taking on a really crappy paycheck just to teach me stuff! not like they'd be stupid enough to get a job doing something actually productive that actually paid well...

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 12, 2003

sagret

A seagull in a can.

Dude, there's a sagret burning.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun August 18, 2003

X-box

A gaming console with tiresome games (ie Project Gotham Racing).

"John would rather play with his X-box than to listen to this lecture."
"Dude!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 01, 2003

Niagra

Waterfalls on the border of the USA and Canada

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 01, 2003

nissan

Another Run-of-the-mill automobile

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with N."
"Nissan?"
"Correct! How'd you know?"
"We're in a Nissan parking lot"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 01, 2003

phone book

Slang for a telephone directory.

"pass us the phone book"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 05, 2003