preppyguy21's definitions

procrastination

Eh fuck it...I'll define it later...

procrastination is alot like masturbation in that it might feel really good, but in the end your only fucking yourself.

by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004

trilateral commission

The Trilateral Commission was formed in 1973 by private citizens of Japan, Europe (European Union countries), and North America (United States and Canada) to foster closer cooperation among these core democratic industrialized areas of the world with shared leadership responsibilities in the wider international system.

The Trilateral Commission's primary objective is to establish close cooperation amoung its members in government and business feilds internationally.

by preppyguy21 August 31, 2004

Mercedes-Benz

Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.

I used to own a Mercedes Benz, but I would much rather own a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004

guinness

Guinness is the drink of the gods! It's rich dark colour, amazing taste, and creamy head, make Guinness one of the finest stouts available!

If God drank beer...and he was an alchoholic...and irish...he would prolly drink Guinness!

by preppyguy21 August 29, 2004

grey goose

Very high quality, smooth, premium vodka distilled in france. Great tasting vodka that is perfect for making vodka martinis, and cosmopolitans.

I got jacked up on those Grey Goose Vodka Martinis at that cocktail party last weekend!

by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004

ABM Treaty

Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty - Agreement Signed in Moscow in 1972 between the former Soviet Union and The United States, in which both parties agreed that each may have only two ABM deployment areas, so restricted and so located that they cannot provide a nationwide ABM defense or become the basis for developing one. This Treaty effectively reduced the the vast nuclear weapons capabilities of both nations and helped usher in a new era of non-proliferation. However in 2001, President Bush announced that he would withdrawal from this treaty, essentially slapping the global community, and one of America's biggest allies (Russia) in the face, and possibly launching America into a new cold war.

Prime example of how the Bush Administration fails to grasp the importance of foreign relations, international treaties, and the concept of geopolitics. Fine demonstration of the arrogance and hypocrisy of the Bush team, in that they can demand disarmament from other nations, while they expand their missile program and further deteriorate America's credibility. See also Kyoto Treaty

by preppyguy21 January 5, 2005

condom

Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...

Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!

by preppyguy21 September 9, 2004