7 definitions by potato_in_my_anus
A slang racing term in which a driver starts out on the outside of a turn and then cuts to a sharp inside line to pass a driver that is near the center of the curve.
by potato_in_my_anus September 28, 2014
A heart attack,stroke, or coronary failure that occurs as a result of an orgasm while watching porn. Victims of this are found in an embarrassing state. The risk of a porn attack increases as your sexual activity decreases, so the best prevention is to regularly have orgasms.
"Did you hear about Jose Alberto? His neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he'd had sex with. The autospy revealed that he'd died of a porn attack. ...It had a strap-on, man."
by potato_in_my_anus September 1, 2015
A "theory" (lacking evidence, it should be called a myth) of the Earth's shape that is incongruent with the common understanding of the Earth and other planets in the universe, is unfounded, and contrary to gravity and basic laws of physics.
Flat Earth is believed mostly by conspiratards. It asserts that the Earth is a flat disc.
People who believe in this defend their assertions by calling any factual evidence of the Earth's spherical shape fake, and by using biblical verses and psuedoscience to contrive an argument.
Flat Earth is believed mostly by conspiratards. It asserts that the Earth is a flat disc.
People who believe in this defend their assertions by calling any factual evidence of the Earth's spherical shape fake, and by using biblical verses and psuedoscience to contrive an argument.
We really live on a flat earth. NASA's satellite images are just fake to promote the evil researchers' NWO agenda.
I have no idea how a satellite works
I have never been on an airplane
I slept through 8th grade science class
I have no idea how a satellite works
I have never been on an airplane
I slept through 8th grade science class
by potato_in_my_anus November 23, 2015
by potato_in_my_anus August 18, 2013
Somebody who is cranky, irritable, and angry. Often used when one is not on their period but acts like it.
Girl: Fuck you! You're a douche-canoe!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!
by potato_in_my_anus June 3, 2012
The generally limped, overspaced, or odd walk that someone uses when they have a handgun packed in their waistband. It is done to keep the gun's grip from being visible through your shirt, or to keep it from falling down your pantleg if you are wearing loose/baggy pants.
"Heard that fool got busted on a conceal carry charge because he wasnt gunwalkin. Police saw his strap!"
by potato_in_my_anus November 14, 2013
Maker of printers and copying machines.
Also used to describe someone who copies other people's ideas; a copying machine.
Also used to describe someone who copies other people's ideas; a copying machine.
by potato_in_my_anus May 15, 2013