5 definitions by position_x_force

hot-shortness

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek

Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.

by position_x_force March 2, 2005

radius of stink

radial distance (R.O.S.) from a source of something that smells unpleasant (B.O., poorly wiped ass, out of control vaginosis, smelly feet, etc.)

Surfer 1: "Hey dude let me know when the R.O.S. of these sandles gets to your nose, then I'll get rid of them."

Surfer 2: "Dude, I smelled you walked up."

by position_x_force May 27, 2005

cunton-mouth

the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing cunnilingus (frankly I don't care whether it's experienced by male or female). counterpart: cockon-mouth.

Male 1: "Yeah so there I was balls deep and I thought, why not go down on her. Big mistake!"

Male 2: "Dead skunk?"

Male 1: "Totally, I almost puked. I must have brushed my tongue for 5 minuntes and still had cunton-mouth. And on top of that the bitch rolled over and went to sleep."

Male 2: "What a cunnilingrate!"

by position_x_force February 25, 2005

fellagician

one who is highly skilled in the pracitice of fellatio(hopefully a female).

I don't know what she was doing down there, but the next thing I knew my toes were curled and I came so hard I couldn't open my eye for at least 5 seconds afterwords.

by position_x_force January 28, 2005

cockon-mouth

the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing fellatio (hopefully experience by a female).

Girl 1: "After he blew it in my mouth, I had cockon-mouth for at least an hour!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, but didn't he have it in your ass right before that?"

Girl 1: "Ohhhh, right. Doh!"

by position_x_force February 25, 2005