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Definitions by porkchchoppanzeefin

Mild disgust before receiving something that you've wanted for a long time.
Clarence: Hey! Congrats on your upcoming promotion, Janet!
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.
spünt by porkchchoppanzeefin October 5, 2023
Henry: What rating are you on Lichess chuzzles?
Dan: 2400. I do, like, two hundred puzzles a day.
Chuzzle by porkchchoppanzeefin October 30, 2022
The quality of being like an NPC.
Mac: Hey what's that guy doing on the side of the road?
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got big NPCness.
NPCness by porkchchoppanzeefin October 7, 2022

Enpicity 

An individual's NPCness. The quality of being like an NPC.
Mac: Hey what's that guy doing on the side of the road?
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got high enpicity.
Enpicity by porkchchoppanzeefin October 7, 2022

Two-Flush Tonka 

A shit so big it takes two flushes.
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

Bother Buddy 

A person who tells (or a friend who is told) about something they haven't noticed yet in order to share the experience of being annoyed together.
Darnell: Gosh. I don't know if you noticed, but that person keeps clicking their pen and it's pissing me off.
Sam: Dude, I hadn't noticed, but now I'm going to get distracted by it. Thanks.
Darnell: Anything for my bother buddy ;))

Patrick: Did you notice Aunt Lily smacks her lips all the fucking time? Look, she's doing it now.
Rosie: Why you gotta make me a bother buddy? I don't need that shit.
Bother Buddy by porkchchoppanzeefin December 27, 2021

Break the bed in

Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.