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Denise: Hey Sam, why don't you have a bio on your Tinder?
Sam: I prefer going bioless. My bios always sound cheesy.
Sam: I prefer going bioless. My bios always sound cheesy.
by porkchchoppanzeefin April 10, 2021
Get the Bioless mug.A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.
Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.
Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.
The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.
The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 23, 2018
Get the Impediman mug.Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."
by porkchchoppanzeefin November 27, 2018
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Get the Ѿ mug.Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.
by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021
Get the Break the bed in mug.Phone: "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 22, 2019
Get the Voicemailed mug.When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.
Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020
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