Phone: "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 22, 2019
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 13, 2011
Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."
by porkchchoppanzeefin November 28, 2018
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."
by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 30, 2022
Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 02, 2020
Example 1:
Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."
Example 2:
Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."
Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."
Example 2:
Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 05, 2020