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Voicemailed

Phone: "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 22, 2019
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Impediman

A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.
Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.

Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.

The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 23, 2018
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Laissez-faire faveur

When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.
Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020
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zipper struggle

When y'all aren't fucking
Example 1:

Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."

Example 2:

Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020
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Fuck Bestie

A fuck buddy who is also your best friend, but you aren't dating for some stupid reason.
Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 2, 2020
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Break the bed in

Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.
by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021
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Kiwanopult

To throw a kiwano horned melon at someone, usually so hard that it breaks.
Gary: Kiwanopult!
Marcus: No! Shit! Not again!
(Gary throws kiwano horned melon at Marcus's ass)
Marcus: fuck!

Marcus now calls an ambulance for assistace with the multiple bleeding holes in his butt cheek.
And Gary eats the broken melon...
by porkchchoppanzeefin October 14, 2011
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