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The Iguana Cafe (People's Republic of Iguanaland) was a teeny-tiny San Fernando Valley hole-in-the-wall fuckin' MIRACLE of a cranium-shop, sammich/muffin/bookstore/haven/nest for poets and preachers, anarchists and music-makers, shy beautiful outcasts and outlandish acts of right-on wordsmithery. Much-loved, deeply-mourned (closed down in the 90's)---The Iguana gave birth to some famously infamous famous folk. But the no-names were the real reason everyone dug it. The bathroom doubled as a loverly acid-trip Green Room. Proprietor Tom was the grooviest elf-god EVER. It was a Zen koan in a state of constant rebirth.
"Get your shit together and let's go to the Iguana...I have some new goodies I wanna read at open-mike tonight!"
"Where the hell have you been, Rainbow? That place is, like, totally SHUT DOWN. It's gone."
"OMG. Are you serious? Oh WOW...you don't even know how bummed I am right now. That confirms it---there IS no God. Where the fuck is my pipe?"
"Where the hell have you been, Rainbow? That place is, like, totally SHUT DOWN. It's gone."
"OMG. Are you serious? Oh WOW...you don't even know how bummed I am right now. That confirms it---there IS no God. Where the fuck is my pipe?"
by poppysister August 23, 2006
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"Ah...check out that sunset over those hills yonder..."
"Screw the sunset, man! Who the fuck ate all the M&M's out of the Gormp?"
"Screw the sunset, man! Who the fuck ate all the M&M's out of the Gormp?"
by poppysister September 10, 2006
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Infamous whiny White folks: Mel Gibson, Rush Limbaugh, Wally George, Ann Coulter, the Klan, the idiots at Fox News and the most notorious whiny White person of all time: Adolf Hitler.
by poppysister September 27, 2006
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