2 definitions by pootytrained

ass up

the more vulgar form of shutup now.

bob:didn't you say you'd pay me back today???
ann:no, i sed tomorrow
bob:liz, didnt ann say she'd pay me back today
liz:umm...yea...she said that to me too
bob:i'ma need your broke ass to pay me back...now ass up.

*note-ass up can also be said as ass the hell up to add more emphasis to the fry or burn that just took place or it can be said as ass the fuck up to add EVEN MORE emphasis and make sed fry or burn even more epic...
just have fun with it

by pootytrained February 10, 2009

fry

to be put down, usually in the form of a quick come-back or action;

Carly was rushing me as i brewed her coffee, so when i was done brewing it, i poured it out in front of her and asked her if she enjoyed it. (double fry by action and words)


*looking at meal* bob:i can't believe its so small
*laughing* Mary:thats what i said when i saw your penis (fried by words)

*note-fried is usually shouted after fry is performed to call attention to the fry that just took place. or ass up has the same effect

by pootytrained February 10, 2009