5 definitions by poonanni
A person that is and/or acts utterly repulsive. Someone of this character lacks integrity, morality and ethics. They are often extremely petty, greedy and unappreciative to the point it's disgusting. They bump they're gums with self-righteous lies and habitually cross the line with actions that shock and nauseate you.
Hey Span will you tell that "puke-bitch" to shut up! If I have to listen to anymore, bock...bock...bock... Im gonna be sick!!!
by poonanni December 4, 2013
The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.
Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!
Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?
Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!
Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?
Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!
by poonanni January 22, 2016
Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...
by poonanni October 1, 2021
Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...
by poonanni October 1, 2021
Redish-orange fiery poo that comes out like a long thin french fry. It burns your butt with a hot sensation and smells like it looks, SUPER hot and stinky. It often curls as it hits the bottom of the toilet.
Krista these "chili-cheese hot snakes" are burning my buns! What did you put in that sausage you cooked?!
by poonanni December 3, 2013