Hari Seldon

In Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series, the creator of psychohistory, a mathematical model of human populations.
I predict that Iran will try to nuke Israel, but hey, I'm no Hari Seldon
by pookleblinky November 29, 2004
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Wang Badang

Chinese expletive, roughly translated "Bald Turtle Egg." You will get cut if you say this in a Chinese market.
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dunga

The Dunga are an African tribe that have spent the last 20 centuries hitting each other in the head with sticks.

Consequently, they have developed no art, literature, culture, or tools (other than those sticks). They are the epitome of all luddites and anti-intellectuals.
This dunga came all the way from Berkeley to protest at the NYSE. How'd he get here, by covered wagon?
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coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.
Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure
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kava

A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.
That guy just ran over a gas pump! He must be on Kava!
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mungojerrie

First used in T.S. Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. Used to express admiration if a woman does a very cute and clever thing. Chanted with variations in rhythm and extra syllables.
MUNGOOOOOJERRRRRIEEEEE!
MungoJEEEEEEERie!
MUNGOJERIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!
MungomungojerricansmungoJERRIIIIE!
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eeyorish

A deep depression which can only be solved Hemingway style, blowing clouds of cotton fluffing all over.
That eeyorish guy sleeping under the bridge? I heard he jumped off it and landed on a dachschund. Killed both.
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