ponzi_joe's definitions

Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.

We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.

by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013

The Auschwitz

When you are riding with a car load of Jewish friends, lock all windows and doors and then you release a silent and extremely foul smelling fart. Preferably the fart stems was built up with a German based meal...I.e. Brats, weiner schnitzel, sauerkraut

Dude, I totally got Ari, Jonah, and Josh with The Auschwitz

Fart Jewish jew crop dusting dutch oven car fart

by ponzi_joe December 30, 2014

Killed a Bear

The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.

Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.

period rag bloody sex build a bear gore

by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015

e-muscles

One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.

He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.

by ponzi_joe May 14, 2013

Bryce Harpering

When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.

Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.

We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.

by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013

Incognegro

When a black man is blending in with his white friends.

This will usually apply to dress, speech and mannerisms. There will be very limited use of urban slang and pant sagging. Nerdy glasses will usually be part of the attire.

Dude, did you see Jerome last night hanging out at the Martini Bar? He was dancing to 80's pop music, wearing Abercrombie, and smoking Marloboros. He was totally incognegro.

by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013

Puni

Short for Punjab. A person who is ideally from India that is on permanent retainer from a business in the US. Their job duties consist of basic clerical and data entry like projects..

Dude, dont do that nonsense, let me email my Puni and he will take care of it.

by ponzi_joe January 5, 2016