ponzi_joe's definitions
When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.
Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013
Get the Bryce Harperingmug. The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.
Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.
period rag bloody sex build a bear gore
period rag bloody sex build a bear gore
by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015
Get the Killed a Bearmug. When a black man is blending in with his white friends.
This will usually apply to dress, speech and mannerisms. There will be very limited use of urban slang and pant sagging. Nerdy glasses will usually be part of the attire.
This will usually apply to dress, speech and mannerisms. There will be very limited use of urban slang and pant sagging. Nerdy glasses will usually be part of the attire.
Dude, did you see Jerome last night hanging out at the Martini Bar? He was dancing to 80's pop music, wearing Abercrombie, and smoking Marloboros. He was totally incognegro.
by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013
Get the Incognegromug. Short for Punjab. A person who is ideally from India that is on permanent retainer from a business in the US. Their job duties consist of basic clerical and data entry like projects..
by ponzi_joe January 5, 2016
Get the Punimug. When someone uses out-dated sexual terms or references. Examples of such terms.."porking", "porno", "hussy", "gay-lord" ect
Me- I was talking to Rick the other day and he said he was going home to "pork" his wife.
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..
by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013
Get the Porntiquatedmug. Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.
We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.
I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013
Get the Ran the Princeton Offensemug. When you are riding with a car load of Jewish friends, lock all windows and doors and then you release a silent and extremely foul smelling fart. Preferably the fart stems was built up with a German based meal...I.e. Brats, weiner schnitzel, sauerkraut
Dude, I totally got Ari, Jonah, and Josh with The Auschwitz
Fart Jewish jew crop dusting dutch oven car fart
Fart Jewish jew crop dusting dutch oven car fart
by ponzi_joe December 30, 2014
Get the The Auschwitzmug.