16 definitions by ponytrekker

Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.

Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?

by ponytrekker February 8, 2021

Sitzpinkler

In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.

"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"

by ponytrekker August 20, 2004

put on your pajamas arthur

A way of ignoring someone in a severely condescending manner.

Sir, don't go in there. The paint isn't ready

Put on your pajamas arthur.

by ponytrekker February 1, 2014

guinea gangplank

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.

"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "

by ponytrekker July 17, 2005

iwax

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with iwax.

by ponytrekker June 21, 2007

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Big fat fucking titties.

She has whopping ( . ) ( . )

by ponytrekker March 2, 2005

sonic

adjective used to describe attractive female body parts, particularly mamalian protruberences/

That chick has sonic tits.

by ponytrekker August 18, 2004