placebo's definitions

wotcher

An English colloquial greeting that perplexed thousands of Americans upon reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Tonks uses it as a greeting, obviously requesting a sexual favor that will take place in the 6th book.

"Wotcher, Harry!"

("I want to feel you inside me, Harry!")

by placebo February 13, 2005

unreal tournament 2007

Visual orgasm. The next Unreal Tournament, scheduled for a late 2006 release. Nothing looks this good and runs in realtime.

"Mom, can I have three thousand dollars?"

"Why?"

"I need to upgrade my computer for Unreal Tournament 2007!"

by placebo September 22, 2005

lan party

A veritable orgy, with none of the next-day guilt and unexplained pregnancies.

"The more the merrier, that's the way it is with LANs."

by placebo February 11, 2005

smarterchild

An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same.

me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

me: "It's L."

SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"

by placebo February 1, 2005

e3

Probably the most overhyped and under-delivering event in all of the gaming industry. Basically an excuse for pasty white "industry leaders" to go and hit on the chicks at the Vampire: Masquerade booth.

"Wow, I'm going to E3! Too bad you're missing out on overhyped drivel!"

by placebo February 9, 2005

gochu

1. English interpretation of the Korean word for "chili pepper"

2. Also sounds like the word for "penis" in Korean

1. That gochu-gkaru (powdered dry chili pepper)is very spicy!

2. Don't try to stick your gochu where it doesn't belong!

by placebo September 1, 2004

world of warcraft

A game that manages by some divine power to completely waste your life and lets you have fun while doing so.

"I'm $50,000 into debt because of all the gold I bought off of ige.com, and I have to pay child support for my wife who divorced me, but I'm happy, because I have a Level 50 Palladin and can gank all the noobs I want."

by placebo February 1, 2005