pj's definitions

Mielie

South African / Afrikaans word for Maize, or corn on the cob. Also used as a slang word for penus.

MIELIES! Sales person announcing what is in stock. Generally carried on the head of the vendor.

Your mielie man!

by PJ December 4, 2003

rem

short for REMtard, or retard...also rem boy and remmy, u get the idea

"fuck off you rem" also "you're such a rem"

by PJ August 20, 2004

Diesel

Around the northern NJ area diesel is a code word for heroin

A brief use of the word in a conversation:

Dealer: Yo what you need man?
Buyer: i'm looking for diesel bro
Dealer: i got you

by PJ April 8, 2004

Horse Pussy

For use when something doesnt go your way...

She had sex with that guy?... That's a bunch of horse pussy

by PJ May 13, 2005

squid

when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.

squid is short for pussy fart

Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over

by pj November 5, 2004

schwag blasting

The procedure by which one gets high and remains high with schwag -- smoking continuously without any breaks.

We spent the entire evening schwag blasting arround the campfire.

by pj July 27, 2003

boywonder

pretentious homosexual who wears his thinly disguised toupee like an aged nun's merkin; frequently rambles on about his incontinence and love of internet porn

After that curry last night I did the biggest boywonder in the loo.

by pj March 26, 2004