pubbage

a useful invitation when you don't know your prospective date very well, ie what their nearest or most favoured pub is. also a useful invitation to friends when you don't care where you drink or who will be there but after the day you've had you bloody well need a bender.

'fancy some pubbage next friday?' or 'i fell over three times today for no good reason and got fired. who's up for some pubbage?'

by pixie June 21, 2006

paula

Possession of Alcohol Under the Legal Age

Aw man, last night I was having a great time, and then got charged with paula and now I'm going to have to pay this huge fine.

by pixie February 05, 2006

fuck tard

1) Fucking retarded
2) One who is fucked up and retarded

Hey shithead! You're fucking cds skip you fucktard

by Pixie August 02, 2003

WIKTT

When I Kissed the Teacher -

For Harry Potter fanfic with the Snape/Hermione 'ship on Yahoo! groups.

Why are those girls ogling Alan Rickman..? Oh, they're WIKTTers.
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No rest for the WIKTT
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Something WIKTT this way comes

by Pixie March 30, 2005

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.

"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"

by pixie December 01, 2004

marto

(n) office bike (applicable to either gender)

"That new girl on the fifth floor is a right marto. She had eight blokes at her last firm and most of them had girlfriends....."

by Pixie November 05, 2003

Taio

The best possible friend in the world. She makes you laugh when you're feeling down. She is great at baking and doing hair. She never tidies her room. She is sweet and kind and very pretty. She loves animals, especially horses, and she is gentle and loving. She is also fun and playful and has a great sense of humour.

"She's such a taio"

by Pixie May 27, 2014