Failblazer

One whose level of fail is as yet unseen and unprecedented in scope.

Larry had failed in such a new and inventive way, he could truly be called a failblazer.

by pir8matt June 30, 2011

roastmortem

A gathering, after ones death, where a specific amount of time is set aside to talk shit and generally cut through the bullshit associated with the passing of a loved one, friend, acquaintance, etc.

"Honest discussion about Ralphs porn addiction and booger-eating will be discussed at the Roastmortem"

by pir8matt July 20, 2010

shockings

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!

by pir8matt June 02, 2011