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n. The 10,000 dollar reward given for reporting a an illegal abortion in Texas.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.
Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.
by picc285 September 3, 2021
Get the texas bounty mug.1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.
The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.
by picc285 July 6, 2019
Get the pootillo mug.1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.
2. Extremely drunk.
Dude, I was wasted last night.
Me too.
No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.
Yeah, believe me, I know.
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Me too.
No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.
Yeah, believe me, I know.
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by picc285 May 31, 2019
Get the butt stuff drunk mug.Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.
What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.
That is some irony for you.
You mean, vampirony, don't you?
I hate you so much right now.
What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.
That is some irony for you.
You mean, vampirony, don't you?
I hate you so much right now.
by picc285 May 8, 2019
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