picc285's definitions

haikuzi

1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.

Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?

Really?

Yeah, she writes like ten a day.

Wow. She's a haikuzi.

by picc285 May 3, 2019

The sub spectrum

1. n. The spectrum below or beneath the autism spectrum.
2. n. Foolish or socially inappropriate behavior.

Did you see Rick at my cousin's wedding?

Yeah, he was eating the flowers out of the center pieces.

That was totally on the sub spectrum. What's wrong with that guy?

by picc285 May 2, 2019

studunce

1. n. A very very stupid student.

He's 21-years-old and still in high school? What a studunce.

by picc285 April 26, 2019

chernobylish

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

by picc285 April 16, 2019

malörtion

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

by picc285 April 14, 2019

antiquititties

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

by picc285 April 13, 2019