1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.
The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.
by picc285 July 06, 2019
Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.
What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.
That is some irony for you.
You mean, vampirony, don't you?
I hate you so much right now.
What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.
That is some irony for you.
You mean, vampirony, don't you?
I hate you so much right now.
by picc285 May 09, 2019
n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.
Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.
Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!
Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!
by picc285 March 24, 2020
1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.
Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?
Really?
Yeah, she writes like ten a day.
Wow. She's a haikuzi.
Really?
Yeah, she writes like ten a day.
Wow. She's a haikuzi.
by picc285 May 03, 2019