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1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.
The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.
by picc285 July 6, 2019
Get the pootillo mug.1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.
by picc285 April 14, 2019
Get the malörtion mug.Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.
What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.
That is some irony for you.
You mean, vampirony, don't you?
I hate you so much right now.
What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.
That is some irony for you.
You mean, vampirony, don't you?
I hate you so much right now.
by picc285 May 8, 2019
Get the vampirony mug.1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.
2. Extremely drunk.
Dude, I was wasted last night.
Me too.
No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.
Yeah, believe me, I know.
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Me too.
No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.
Yeah, believe me, I know.
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by picc285 May 31, 2019
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