phon3guy's definitions

Christmas party takedown

A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party

Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.

by phon3guy November 12, 2015

Check In

To reflect on your status or position, and ensure that your attitude is aligned.

Encore @ The Wynn European Pool
Maida: oh my gawd do you see that old lady in the pool flashing her boobs
Debbie: I don't care how much she paid for those titties, no one needs to see that.
Maida: She needs to check in and put those things away.

by phon3guy September 4, 2014

Jersey right

Making three left turns in order to go right.

To make a Jersey right, You make a left, another left, and another left and your right there. (Which is impossible in New Jersey because you cant' turn left)

by phon3guy October 3, 2022

revolving bomb

Farting while passing through a revolving door.

I had to fart while passing through the lobby and waited until i passed through the revolving door to drop a revolving bomb.

by phon3guy November 2, 2022