phil's definitions

sparker

another name for a lighter

"Damn yo, I have you seen my sparker, so I can lite this."

by Phil May 13, 2005

The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

by Phil May 31, 2003

dij

digital camera

Is that a dij? or It is a dij.

by Phil January 20, 2004

Bucknelled

To get bitch-slapped by a team with only 5 scholarship players when you're ranked #1 in RPI and #5 overall in the country. Usually saved for NCAA tournament flameouts, but can be used for regular season clams, as well.

Kansas had high hopes for their team in the post-season, but then they got Bucknelled and went home.

by Phil April 17, 2005

roid head

someone who extensively uses steroids

I went to the club and it was packed with roid heads

by phil June 22, 2004

lando

Betrail of friends. Submitting to the enemy.

Lando: "I'm sorry, they arrived right before you"

3rd person: "You Lando"

by Phil June 20, 2003

software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.

Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.

by Phil October 16, 2004