phil's definitions

poke

to have,want to, or plan to have sex

i told the girl i wanted to poke so she said i could poke after school so i did.

by Phil September 15, 2005

lando

Betrail of friends. Submitting to the enemy.

Lando: "I'm sorry, they arrived right before you"

3rd person: "You Lando"

by Phil June 20, 2003

slxplovs

The game genie code for Super Mario Bros. 3 on NES that gives you infinite lives!

I'm so lame... I suck at this game... I KNOW! SLXPLOVS! YEAH, I WIN!

by Phil June 27, 2004

hbcu

Historically Black Colleges and Universities

this is a collection of majority black colleges and universitys across the nation that were founded by African Americans.

I don't know where I'd be if I weren't at an hbcu, there's nothin like the love you get from your brothers and sisters.

by Phil May 13, 2005

ePornReview

website where wankers can rate their favorite pornstars.

look for me on ePornReview. my name on there is Creamer

by Phil April 14, 2005

shitpile

A pile of feces.

Farley is a steaming shitpile!

by phil March 2, 2003

klop

Used just like the word crap in refering to bowel movements.

"Man do I have to drop a klop."

by Phil February 4, 2004