phil's definitions

charver

Widely regarded as the scum of the universe, chavers maily live in the Noth-East Of England in such cities as Newcastle. I live near there, and you cant walk down the street wearing anything black without hearing 'Oi Gof git ova ere now so wes can kik ya teef in ow, ya fookan cont ow'. Chavers move around in packs, cos they are really soft as shite. They listen to new monkey and smoke everything from cannabis to oregano (yes they're that poor).

Charv: Ow man giz a tab ow
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv

by Phil August 31, 2004

salva

Stueee......
stu is all pale!!!
hes all pale like a piece of yeti poo! paler than poo, which is actually brown, but for this pioint its all white! like someone who never leaves the house, cos hes afraid of the BBC!!! (Bilton Blazing Crew) for all you dumb people!

Salva is all stu like

by Phil January 17, 2005

geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005

senny

Sen likes to eat yambag.

Sen cried when the cat ate the yambag first.

by Phil March 27, 2003

fleshlight

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.

While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.

by phil February 7, 2005

xool

Originally a typo for "cool." Originated by Phamy, or Phil and Amy, in 2003. Unfortunately they didn't know other people used this word or were stupid enough to say it.

That movie was xool! Wasn't it Phamy?!

by Phil September 1, 2004

penis anus

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.

Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.

by Phil January 16, 2004