phil's definitions

haystack

Famous CS player who is known as the best in the world. Also can be used as an adjective.

Haystack is the greatest player in the world. or How he is haystacking all over the play. He haystacked me across the map.

by Phil January 15, 2005

New York

1) the capital of the world
2) the only real city in the usa
3) home to 8 million diverse people (and another 14 million in the immediate suburbs)

by Phil August 17, 2003

Bucknelled

To get bitch-slapped by a team with only 5 scholarship players when you're ranked #1 in RPI and #5 overall in the country. Usually saved for NCAA tournament flameouts, but can be used for regular season clams, as well.

Kansas had high hopes for their team in the post-season, but then they got Bucknelled and went home.

by Phil April 17, 2005

roid head

someone who extensively uses steroids

I went to the club and it was packed with roid heads

by phil June 22, 2004

White Boy

A marijuana joint.

Yo, lets roll up a white boy.

by phil March 23, 2007

Jagon

Definition one: a large penis

The squirrel had a large Jagon.

by Phil March 23, 2004

shovel kick

A Flat Footed kick. The most embarising way to receive a kick. By turning one foot 90 degree, thus opening it up to deliver the blow.

I shovel kicked Farley in the nuts last weekend, he went down like a fag.

by phil March 2, 2003