phil's definitions

Fuck a duck

When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.

"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"

by Phil May 23, 2004

the point of no return

the 3-5 seconds before you blow your wad

Phil: cassie..i'm...i'm...gonna...
Cassie: *suck, slurp* oh *orgasms* your cock is so hard! *another orgasm*
Phil: i've entered the point of no return!
*4 seconds later*
Cassie: I love swollowing your cum!

by Phil March 17, 2004

Punt

When someone says something stupid and you don't agree you just yell punt in there face to let them know that what they said has no meaning to you.

Wes says "Dude, i loved that movie Crossroads!"
Phil says "PUNT!"

Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"

by Phil March 11, 2004

niccin out

To have a bad, bad nicotene craving...to the point of wierding people out.

Gimme a cigarette, dude, Im niccin out.

by Phil April 11, 2005

blunken

to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet

that was the best blunken i ever had

by phil February 9, 2005

geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005

fleshlight

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.

While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.

by phil February 7, 2005