phil's definitions

fo shizzle my nizzle

fo shizzle my nizzle:

Thought to mean "For Sure my African-American Brother"

but really means:

Oh. She's Ill? My niece ill?

(a line spoken by Walter Jessop in the play "All for One" by German Playright Hienrich Schmidt, when translated into english it sounds like fo' shizzle my nizzle when spoken fast.)

Mispronounciation: fo shizzle my nizzle

by phil May 13, 2005

pokemon center

1. n. an establishment in the pokémon games where you can cure, trade, store and battle pokemon

2. n. the yuppie-esque store in NY that sells everything pokemon. also the name of their online store. would be pretty good if 95% of their inventory was IN STOCK. sadly, i'm not exaggerating when I say they have hardly anything available to buy. a poor excuse for a store.

1. wanna have sex at the pokemon center?
2. I tried to buy a pikachu keyring at pokemoncenter.com but it wasn't in stock. no matter, mewtwo pwns that cock sucking rodent

by Phil January 27, 2005

Ramen Noodles

Good ass noodles that mostly black people eat when theres nothing else in the house to eat.

Also last resort

"There was nothin in the house last night, so i ate some oodles n noodles

by Phil April 2, 2005

bertuzzi

To cause one to lose the use of legs.

I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.

by Phil March 9, 2004

cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below

100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute

by Phil February 3, 2005

out

Noun: a choice or chance to stay or go in any given situation.

"Tony was given his out from the family in the form of his dead cousin - a payment for past dues now retrieved by a bullet - and he took it with no pride: he was on a plane out of Jersey the next day."

by Phil July 12, 2004

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

by Phil January 24, 2005