phil's definitions

cabron

dickhead, asshole

hey, cabron!!
(mexican slang)

by Phil April 21, 2003

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

by Phil January 24, 2005

Rampton

Comes from the secure mental hospital located in the UK.
Used as a derogatory term to describe an idiot or someone who has just done somthing stupid

Shit, I just spilt coffee all over my computer!

Man you are such a rampton

by Phil October 18, 2004

jam bands

Relatively crude all-encompassing term for a group of bands who are musically quite disparate. Current jam band successes include such unique groups as Phish (closer to being straight rock than anything), String Cheese Incident (electric-grass or "acid grass"), Yonder Mountain String Band (more traditional bluegrass), Umphrey's McGee (prog-rock and jazz influences), Widespread Panic (Southern-ish rock), Blues Traveler (blues and power rock), Medeski Martin and Wood (jazz), etc. The originators of the phenomenon were the Grateful Dead, and Dead successors such as the Other Ones, Ratdog, and Phil Lesh & Friends carry the mantle of the Dead legacy today. The term "jam band" is of course rooted in the fact that all of these bands "jam," or improvise for long periods of time during their shows. Other characteristics of "jam band" status include dedicated traveling fan bases, close rapport with such fans, long sets at shows, etc.

by Phil February 26, 2003

niccin out

To have a bad, bad nicotene craving...to the point of wierding people out.

Gimme a cigarette, dude, Im niccin out.

by Phil April 11, 2005

blunken

to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet

that was the best blunken i ever had

by phil February 9, 2005

Fuck a duck

When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.

"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"

by Phil May 23, 2004