phil's definitions

lando

Betrail of friends. Submitting to the enemy.

Lando: "I'm sorry, they arrived right before you"

3rd person: "You Lando"

by Phil June 20, 2003

Bucknelled

To get bitch-slapped by a team with only 5 scholarship players when you're ranked #1 in RPI and #5 overall in the country. Usually saved for NCAA tournament flameouts, but can be used for regular season clams, as well.

Kansas had high hopes for their team in the post-season, but then they got Bucknelled and went home.

by Phil April 17, 2005

shovel kick

A Flat Footed kick. The most embarising way to receive a kick. By turning one foot 90 degree, thus opening it up to deliver the blow.

I shovel kicked Farley in the nuts last weekend, he went down like a fag.

by phil March 2, 2003

fuckedy

An linking cuss word between other words in a sentnece often used when very pissed off.

*Hits thumb with hammer by accident* Fuck Fuck Fuckedy Fuck Fuck Shit Fuckedy Fuck

by Phil December 20, 2003

Turnip

Referring to a female dog's private parts.

When I bathe my dog, I make sure to get in there and really clean out her turnip.

by Phil July 29, 2003

Sizzlechest

a fruity ass; milky licker

You got that SiZZLeCHeST?

by Phil December 9, 2003

chin-nuts

resting ones nut sack on anothers chin.

Gil had a bad case of the chin nuts.

by phil January 24, 2004