fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

by Phil January 24, 2005

pretention

being a donkey, sucking big time

phil is a donkey

by Phil January 24, 2003

becumming

adj. to cause men to cream themselves just at the look of you

Man: that shirt makes you look becumming. of course, if I were your shirt i'd be cumming on you too

by Phil January 12, 2005

Donno

Also known as Culella in Varese - Italy.

Donno, a mix between "donna" and "uomo".

by Phil November 11, 2004

Sandbox

A plate or tray that is used for breaking up and snorting cocaine.

My sandbox is a petri dish.
Don't sneeze near the sandbox; you'll get coke all over the floor!

by phil November 14, 2003

Punt

When someone says something stupid and you don't agree you just yell punt in there face to let them know that what they said has no meaning to you.

Wes says "Dude, i loved that movie Crossroads!"
Phil says "PUNT!"

Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"

by Phil March 11, 2004