phil's definitions

A.B.C.A.B.

area between cock/cunt and butt

Joe P was feeling discomfort in his A.B.C.A.B. because he forgot to wipe properly after his last deuce.

by phil January 8, 2008

shit box

a box construction workers shit in when there are no toilets around

i fell in crap when the shit box i was using collapesed

by phil October 13, 2003

grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.

I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!

by Phil October 24, 2003

txt

An absolute mauling of the english language, originally used for abreviations while sending an SMS. Yet some people (or ppl) insist on using at other times when there are no limitations set on the number of characters available.

u cumin out 2nite, we gonna go lern 2 spell

by Phil November 11, 2003

DSLs

Dick-sucking lips

Damn, Angelina Jolie has some nice DSLs.

by Phil November 14, 2003

cumcatcher

Facial hair growing on a man's chin.

You may call it a goatee, but i think its a cumcatcher.

by phil November 14, 2003

White Boy

A marijuana joint.

Yo, lets roll up a white boy.

by phil March 23, 2007