Tek

nickname for boston red sox catcher Jason Varitek

Man, did you see Tek hit that home run off mariano rivera in the 9th?

by phil July 27, 2004

mount a munt

to fuck a really ugly person

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!

by Phil May 13, 2005

buu's regeneration

when buu gets dealt a fatal blow and everyone rejoices. then he just regenerates and is back again. wasted 250 episodes doing this. the plot went no where

buu regenerated again. let's go get hammered

by Phil January 28, 2005

bur

slang term for a beer

Johnny: Hey man, will you grab me a bur out of the fridge?

by phil May 26, 2006

Fuck a duck

When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.

"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"

by Phil May 23, 2004

the point of no return

the 3-5 seconds before you blow your wad

Phil: cassie..i'm...i'm...gonna...
Cassie: *suck, slurp* oh *orgasms* your cock is so hard! *another orgasm*
Phil: i've entered the point of no return!
*4 seconds later*
Cassie: I love swollowing your cum!

by Phil March 17, 2004

Dogit?

Shorthand for:

Would you dog that bird?

See a 50/50 bird & ask your mate: Dogit?

by Phil October 05, 2004