phil's definitions

Fuck a duck

When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.

"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"

by Phil May 23, 2004

corn log

a huge, thick peice of shit. when you touch it, it feels solid and not hollow.. it usually takes 2-5 flushes to get this bad boy in the ocean

george bush is such a corn log

by Phil May 4, 2004

blunken

to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet

that was the best blunken i ever had

by phil February 9, 2005

niccin out

To have a bad, bad nicotene craving...to the point of wierding people out.

Gimme a cigarette, dude, Im niccin out.

by Phil April 11, 2005

eyefuck

To undress someone by staring at them constantly, and annoyingly.

Im tired of being eyefucked by that staring son of a bitch.

by Phil December 9, 2008

brang

The tiny occasional ring in someone's head that occurs for no apparent reason. Kinda like a long, high pitched beep.

Brain + ring

Aw, man i wasnt payin attention, I had a brang.

by Phil November 7, 2004

phish

a band trying to recreate the spontaneity of a dead show. the songs are weak, jamming has it's moments,psychedelia cannot be force- fed. wow! they can play on trampolines. does nothing for my trip.

phish sucks

by phil January 25, 2004