phil's definitions

Ramen Noodles

Good ass noodles that mostly black people eat when theres nothing else in the house to eat.

Also last resort

"There was nothin in the house last night, so i ate some oodles n noodles

by Phil April 2, 2005

minga

to be very ugly or fat

oh my god, what a minga

by Phil January 26, 2004

fo shizzle my nizzle

fo shizzle my nizzle:

Thought to mean "For Sure my African-American Brother"

but really means:

Oh. She's Ill? My niece ill?

(a line spoken by Walter Jessop in the play "All for One" by German Playright Hienrich Schmidt, when translated into english it sounds like fo' shizzle my nizzle when spoken fast.)

Mispronounciation: fo shizzle my nizzle

by phil May 13, 2005

pokemon center

1. n. an establishment in the pokémon games where you can cure, trade, store and battle pokemon

2. n. the yuppie-esque store in NY that sells everything pokemon. also the name of their online store. would be pretty good if 95% of their inventory was IN STOCK. sadly, i'm not exaggerating when I say they have hardly anything available to buy. a poor excuse for a store.

1. wanna have sex at the pokemon center?
2. I tried to buy a pikachu keyring at pokemoncenter.com but it wasn't in stock. no matter, mewtwo pwns that cock sucking rodent

by Phil January 27, 2005

bulker

Someone who makes a living from sending out spam emails. A new breed is an SMS bulker, tired of falling replies from email spam, have moved on to attacking cellphones.

I used to be an experienced bulker before I got sued by AOL and Verizon.

by Phil February 13, 2005

assbomb

a girl with a NICE ass

Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?

by Phil December 28, 2005

the house of games

a Lan center in plantsville connecticut

Lets go to the House of Games

by Phil February 27, 2004