phil's definitions

Rampton

Comes from the secure mental hospital located in the UK.
Used as a derogatory term to describe an idiot or someone who has just done somthing stupid

Shit, I just spilt coffee all over my computer!

Man you are such a rampton

by Phil October 18, 2004

fandango

A word of similar use to 'cool' and 'spiffy', typically preceded with 'the'.

This TV show is the fandango!

by Phil December 31, 2003

fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below

100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute

by Phil February 3, 2005

out

Noun: a choice or chance to stay or go in any given situation.

"Tony was given his out from the family in the form of his dead cousin - a payment for past dues now retrieved by a bullet - and he took it with no pride: he was on a plane out of Jersey the next day."

by Phil July 12, 2004

bertuzzi

To cause one to lose the use of legs.

I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.

by Phil March 9, 2004

caf

The term used as a spoken abreviation of the word cafeteria, and is used mostly by college students across the country.

"where you eatin at?"

"I'm bout to go to the caf they got fried chicken today"

"Word?"

"Yea"

by Phil May 13, 2005