phil's definitions

sammy sosa

The most awesome power hitter in baseball today.

Sammy Sosa is the bomb.

by phil January 24, 2004

shit box

a box construction workers shit in when there are no toilets around

i fell in crap when the shit box i was using collapesed

by phil October 13, 2003

fuckery

When something bad or irritating has happened to you, by a mistake of yourself or some other incompetent fool.

*Knocks over paint on to new carpet/cat*
"Ah Fuckery"

*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"

by Phil December 20, 2003

fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

Rampton

Comes from the secure mental hospital located in the UK.
Used as a derogatory term to describe an idiot or someone who has just done somthing stupid

Shit, I just spilt coffee all over my computer!

Man you are such a rampton

by Phil October 18, 2004

cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below

100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute

by Phil February 3, 2005

out

Noun: a choice or chance to stay or go in any given situation.

"Tony was given his out from the family in the form of his dead cousin - a payment for past dues now retrieved by a bullet - and he took it with no pride: he was on a plane out of Jersey the next day."

by Phil July 12, 2004