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New York

1) the capital of the world
2) the only real city in the usa
3) home to 8 million diverse people (and another 14 million in the immediate suburbs)
by Phil August 17, 2003
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shovel kick

A Flat Footed kick. The most embarising way to receive a kick. By turning one foot 90 degree, thus opening it up to deliver the blow.
I shovel kicked Farley in the nuts last weekend, he went down like a fag.
by phil March 2, 2003
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dij

Is that a dij? or It is a dij.
by Phil January 20, 2004
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roid head

someone who extensively uses steroids
I went to the club and it was packed with roid heads
by phil June 22, 2004
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software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.
Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.
by Phil October 16, 2004
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Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.
I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.
by Phil July 29, 2003
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bulker

Someone who makes a living from sending out spam emails. A new breed is an SMS bulker, tired of falling replies from email spam, have moved on to attacking cellphones.
I used to be an experienced bulker before I got sued by AOL and Verizon.
by Phil February 13, 2005
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