phil's definitions

Kiwis

This is just a nice way to refer to a dogs balls. Usually most applicable when the dog lays down, his balls will look like fuzzy kiwis squished between his legs. Have to thank my wife for this one.

We have to get the dog fixed soon. I don't want to see his Kiwis anymore.

by Phil July 29, 2003

eyefuck

To undress someone by staring at them constantly, and annoyingly.

Im tired of being eyefucked by that staring son of a bitch.

by Phil December 9, 2008

Sandbox

A plate or tray that is used for breaking up and snorting cocaine.

My sandbox is a petri dish.
Don't sneeze near the sandbox; you'll get coke all over the floor!

by phil November 14, 2003

meff

stoopid, simple-minded, foolish from the latin meffist

"chloe and imogen are complete meffs not like phil."

by phil January 15, 2004

geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005

fleshlight

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.

While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.

by phil February 7, 2005

senny

Sen likes to eat yambag.

Sen cried when the cat ate the yambag first.

by Phil March 27, 2003