phil's definitions

grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.

I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!

by Phil October 24, 2003

Emo kid

A little emotional pussy that sits there all fucking morose for no reason other than it is the IN thing to do, It's now cool to be a pathitc little fuck

A lot of the little pussies you see these days.

by Phil February 12, 2005

mutt and jeff

1- Perhaps the first daily cartoon strip. Depicted the title characters, one tall and thin, the other short and stocky, who were basically average guys. Set the standards for the likes of Abbott and Costello.
2- Two people who bear a resemblence to the above.
3- Another term for the "good cop, bad cop" routine.
4- Cockney rhyming slang for "deaf".

1- "Didja read today's Mutt and Jeff?"
2- "Hey, look at Mutt and Jeff!"
3- "Aw, Sarg, cut out the Mutt and Jeff routine."
4- "Whaddya mean, ya didn't 'ear? Are ya Mutt and Jeff?"

by Phil February 9, 2003

cheeya

Method of communication amongst friends. As in cya

'I'm out... cheeya', 'cheeya later'

by Phil January 9, 2005

Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut

"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"

by phil September 21, 2004

True

Being True.
A measure of how true someone/something is.
Also used to describe someone/something.
Sometimes used to intimidate posers when totally shit-faced.

"Chris is such a trueness."
"Look at the trueness radiating off him!"
"My friend's band is so true, they don't even play their instruments"
"My trueness just got a huge boost, i got all the darkthrone re-releases!"
"TRUUUUUUUUEEEEENESSSSSSSSS!!"
"...true"
"Alex just bought another football jersey he is so untrue!!"

by phil April 16, 2005

bishoujo

a name from japanese animation that means a beautiful girl.

what's her name? she's bishoujo!

by Phil March 6, 2004