banana bubble tea

1) a half asian half caucasian girl.
2) a tasty treat
rochelle: "hey that asian girl is cute!"
vlad: "she isn't asian, she's half asian half white. she's a banana bubble tea."
by phbl February 26, 2019
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Dennis Rodman (cocktail)

A simple well drink cocktail comprising of double or triple vodka with a conservative splash of cranberry juice served on the rocks in a short glass with a straw that is consumed on a work or school-night.

Origin: in the fifth task of the eighth season of Celebrity Apprentice (2009), retired NBA champion Dennis Rodman got fired because he was ineffective on the task due to a hang over from consuming several vodka-diulted vodka-cranberries with Tom Green the night before. Thus the Dennis Rodman cocktail.
Lashaya: Hi Carlton happy hump day and welcome back to my bar. What would you like to drink tonight sweetie?
Carlton: I want to drink to forget even though I have an important work day tomorrow. I would like a Dennis Rodman (cocktail) please.

Lashaya: Triple vodka with a shot of cran in a short glass and a straw for maximum efficent sippage you got it.
by phbl September 09, 2023
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baig

How a caker (Canadian) and some Minnesotans pronounce the English word: bag.
Justin: Sorree! Can you please put my retail purchase into a baig? Pardon but I can't carry all these baigs of milk under my arms.
Brian: Pardon! Our dear government banned plastic baigs. You have to buy a cotton baig for us for $3 plus 13% PST and remember to bring it into the store next time.

Justin: Sorree! I will take two of those cotton baigs. What a great thing for the environment this totally is!
by phbl October 08, 2023
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street goon

A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.
Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.

JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
by phbl February 05, 2025
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houston shuffle

Instead of waiting in line for a mile or four at a congested off ramp, driving as close to the junction/barrier to the exit in a faster lane and darting ahead of the lineup when there is a large enough gap created by a transport trucker or typical Houston driver who is distracted by the bowl they are packing with one hand while texting with the other hand.

A perfectly executed Houston shuffle is when the shuffler's vehicle rear does not protrude into the previous lane, they did so without going over a solid white and/or pylons (as 12 sometimes issue tickets solely for poorly executed shuffles), and vehicles behind cannot get offended because after all they created a 4-car-legnth gap ahead of them that was ripe for a Houston shuffle.
Rochelle-Alexandria: Hey that's the line for the off ramp we need, I guess we gotta wait in line for 15 minutes.
BHSLF: Naw girl! I'll just do a Houston shuffle. Like threading a needle you just gotta find the right gap ahead of a slower or distracted homie. Then we'll hit the exit in 30 seconds instead and I won't feel bad because we are using all available space.
by phbl May 12, 2019
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Taiwanese Filibuster

A Taiwanese Filibuster when a second or third party snatches the documents away from the principal signing them, creating a highly symbolic situation that is quite pointless because they can just print another set of documents to be signed in like 2 minutes. The symbolism is highly symbolic, thus creating the Taiwanese Filibuster. This term is based on that time in May, 2024 when Guo Guowen, a Member of the Taiwanese Parliament, swiftly snatched a legal Bill's documents and made a dramatic dash to prevent it from being passed, as shown on an online video.
Mr. PHBL: We are pleased to present you this law to be promulgated, Sir.

Sir: I am pleased to sign this.
Guo Guowen: I AM GOING TO SNATCH THESE DOCUMENTS IN PROTEST.
Mr. PHBL: *facepalm* oh golly what do we have here, a Taiwanese Filibuster. Toby, can you please re-print this 18 page document so Mr. Sir and us can sign it before another lunatic comes in here.
Sir: Huh.
by phbl December 13, 2024
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POME

Prisoner Of Mother England

Used to describe 21st century British colonies (including but not exclusive to: Jamaica, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, The United Kingdom, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, England, Kenya) and his loyal subjects that still have a foreign head of state on their currency and on the walls of their government office.

Synonym: POHM (Prisoner Of His Majesty)
Cletus: Hey JaQuan check it out, that tea-drinking red-coat with the funny accent is yelling about how the working man should rise up and demand the government take his rights away.
JaQuan: *hearty Southerner laugh*. Typical POME (pronounced pomm-ee)
by phbl February 05, 2025
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