phaterection's definitions

unlad

Someone or something that is considered bad or not good.

Guy 1: Hey that guy just ran off with our gibbons!
Guy 2: Yeah that was so unlad

by phaterection October 22, 2006

lad points

points obtained by acting in a way deemed to be "ladsy" or showing lad behaviour and/or attributes

Guy 1: I took 3 gibbons on the weekend and had sex with the biggest dardi ever while her parents were in the next room
Guy 2: Traauueee!! 80,000 lad points! That is so ladsy!!

by phaterection October 22, 2006

rodeo cowboy

A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.

Hey guys lets go find a group of ladies and pull of some rodeo cowboys tonight

by phaterection December 13, 2008

Rodeo Cowboy

A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.

Hey guys lets go get wasted tonight, find a group of ladies, pull of a few rodeo cowboys and make a fucking night out of it!

by phaterection December 12, 2008

Rodeo Cowboy

A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.

Hey guys lets go get wasted tonight, find a group of ladies, pull of a few rodeo cowboys and make a fucking night out of it!

by phaterection December 29, 2008