Spawn Chi

1. n. Fermented Cabbage made from Korean children;

2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.

Def: 1. Kim Jong Il's kids made great spawn chi!

Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

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sand fleas

Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.

Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

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Cum Tsunami

Ejaculatory fluids so volumetric it can bury a small Pacific island in cum

Baby, you're about to get a cum tsunami!

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Raunchy Mudslide

Accidentally shitting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for " THE FART GAME". (Best played when truly inebriated on comped Reno Casino cocktails).

When I woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, I turned to my new husband and said, "Honey, sorry I shit the bed drunk last night". He replied, "You didn't shit the bed...you shit ME! You totally gave me a Raunchy Mudslide!"

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The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.

When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!

by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008

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