pfc. Snowball's definitions

Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

Ooncha-Ooncha-Ooncha

Dance performed to club music with a booming backbeat by cocking one leg as high as you can and kicking in and out to the side. Usually done while wearing a puffy wedding dress and Napolean Dynamite "Dang!" socks.

Look at Cassie ooncha-ooncha-ooncha! The socks really make the outfit. "Congratulations!"

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Obamanac

Obama's almanac

"Gee, I wonder if it's going to rain, or if we'll ever get universal health care?"

"Wow! Good question Buffy. Let me check my Obamanac!"

by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009

twat clot

Any large blood clot that accompanies a heavy menstrual cycle

The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes!"

by Pfc. Snowball October 24, 2008

sand fleas

Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.

Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

Liebrador Retriever

The kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute Lab/Boxer Mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part Alien.

"Did you hear about Jack?"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"

by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008

cyber syphilis

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008