1 definition by persephone13

diner

Evil, Greek-owned establishment that employs anybody they can get, which usually means bums, crazy people, drug addicts, thieves, typical trash, etc. The occasional sad college student who just isn't prepared to be tossed into this frightening underworld of malakas. (Greek for asshole/jerkoff) Bosses are ALWAYS mean and/or demanding and/or unreasonable and/or borderline abusive. Tip your diner waiter/waitress VERY well; they aren't paid nearly enough to do this job, and it's ten times harder than any Applebees or Outback.

Waitress 1: Where do you work?
Waitress 2: The Lake Grove Diner...
Waitress 1: Oh...OH. I am SO sorry.
Waitress 2: Not as sorry as I am...

by persephone13 March 17, 2009