787 definitions by pentozali
Derogatory word for a person who enjoys classical music and especially operas, as seen by one who is not well-educated about such music or is a tactless clod or both. From the "Ho-jo-to-ho" aria of Brunnhilde in "Die Walkure" from Richard Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelungen".
Zack: Let's get out of here. That restaurant charges $20 just for shrimp parmigiana---it must be a place where a hoyoto loves to go!
Buddy: Yeah, I'm tired of these overpriced restaurants!
Mark (musician carrying cello): I heard what you called me, a "hoyoto". Now I might be a "hoyoto" but at least I can play music, you lame-brained assholes! What talent do the both of you have? Nothing: you just stand around reading those gossip sheets all day. And as for the prices at the restaurant---didn't you know that the price is for a FULL MEAL, and they don't use shit that comes from a can? The sauces are all made with FRESH ingredients!
Buddy: Yeah, I'm tired of these overpriced restaurants!
Mark (musician carrying cello): I heard what you called me, a "hoyoto". Now I might be a "hoyoto" but at least I can play music, you lame-brained assholes! What talent do the both of you have? Nothing: you just stand around reading those gossip sheets all day. And as for the prices at the restaurant---didn't you know that the price is for a FULL MEAL, and they don't use shit that comes from a can? The sauces are all made with FRESH ingredients!
by pentozali November 15, 2009
The point at which you realize that you have to take medication and/or go to the doctor for your heartburn. and/or other gastrointestinal problems.
by pentozali June 7, 2007
A Pokemon I'd like to see: a Grass Type with kangaroo-like features that can form any tool, including a hammer, from its "pouch". Two types of attack it can use are Leaf Blade and Hammer.
by pentozali January 6, 2007
Pronounced "VORR-duh-vogh" with the "rr" strongly trilled and the "gh" a gargled "r" as in French, this Armenian word means "faggot".
by pentozali July 15, 2006
The jets of water seen in Jacuzzis where women congregate to have a little more than just conversation. You know they're masturbating when you hear them giggle!
You can always tell when those girls are talkin' to the little boy in the boat when you see them flock around those joy jets!
by pentozali March 28, 2007
Small rubber cone placed on a finger to help you turn pages easier in a document or book, from FINGer + conDOM.
I have to check through this 100-page batch here for a voucher. Sandra, do you have any fingdoms, please?
by pentozali October 3, 2007
Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?
by pentozali May 1, 2008