CD rot

A condition seen in cheaply-made CDs or ones that have been exposed to water, polluted air, dust, etc. for prolonged periods of time. Usually manifests as an unusual coloration, "crud" growing, and partially or completely unplayable areas of a CD. So much for the wonders of modern technology!
I can't believe this! I just bought the new Gustav Mahler 5th Symphony recording and it already has CD rot!
by pentozali December 23, 2005
mugGet the CD rotmug.

George Duran

A Venezuelan-Armenian guy who is the host of "The Secret Life Of..." and "Ham On The Street" on The Food TV Network. He prepares new twists on old favorites, like Nutella-flavored Rice Krispies/marshmallow treats and of course a few favorites from the Armenian part of his heritage, like lahmajoun. He's written a book "Take This Dish And Twist It".
If you want to try something weird but delicious, try some of the recipes in "Take This Dish And Twist It" by George Duran!
by pentozali March 23, 2009
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lslmpaf

Acronym for "laughing so loudly my pants are falling".
I just saw that performance by PDQ Bach and I'm, like, lslmpaf!
by pentozali December 28, 2005
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Jewruvians

Peruvians of partial or full Jewish backround. Yes, they do exist!
Not many people know that Jewruvians exist and have shuls in Peru.
by pentozali November 01, 2010
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nomonia

Dreaded disease caused by a lack of capital. Pronounced "no-MONEY-ah", punning on "pneumonia", its symptoms are: complaining about how broke one is, loss of weight because of a lack of food to eat, and general nastiness until the next paycheck comes.
A week before payday, I always come down with nomonia.
by pentozali April 09, 2006
mugGet the nomoniamug.

inty

The festival promises to be a really inty event.
by pentozali January 23, 2012
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klerp box

A fax machine, from the sound produced when one presses the keys do dial a call.
I need to get on the klerp box---gotta get this fax out before noon!
by pentozali January 18, 2009
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