pentozali's definitions

barking dogs

Very sore or tired feet.

I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!

by pentozali February 28, 2008

kouni

The Farsi word for "pussy" (vagina). Pronounced "KOOH-nee".

That Iranian girl has a small kouni!

by pentozali December 26, 2007

drop some sausages

Take a shit

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.

by pentozali January 1, 2014

bell

A person or thing from Philadelphia. From the Liberty Bell.

If you go to bell land, there's no shortage of great restaurants and things to do!

by pentozali February 24, 2009

manekineko

The Japanese begging cat statuettes that seem to be getting more and more ubiquitous not only at Japanese but Chinese restaurants in the US.

I love that manekineko---I wish I knew where to buy one!

by pentozali August 31, 2013

Ming gremlin

The little gremlin that makes objects fall and break when you're not looking---like your expensive Ming Dynasty vase.

I see that the Ming gremlin was at work again. My whole CD collection is on the floor. Dammit!

by pentozali April 13, 2006

crepetonite

Badly prepared pancakes---the kind you don't even went to THINK of eating. Pronounced KRAYP-toh-night.

They hired a new French chef. This guy's cooking is so bad, he's always turning out crepetonite!

by pentozali January 14, 2008