pentozali's definitions

bell

A person or thing from Philadelphia. From the Liberty Bell.

If you go to bell land, there's no shortage of great restaurants and things to do!

by pentozali February 24, 2009

drop some sausages

Take a shit

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.

by pentozali January 1, 2014

KOAF

King Of All Farts, an exceptionally long, noisy, and smelly fart, for example a fart from eating extremely garlicky food. Pronounced "KOH-aff".

Man, any more of that KOAF and I think this house will fall apart! What a stiiiiink!

by pentozali June 21, 2009

kakchiz

Fumunda; the smelly, pasty substance found on the 21st finger of a guy who's not cut or on some clits. Sometimes described as smelling like a Portuguese fish market.

Pee-yoooooo! That greasy-haired French dude that just got off the train must have kakchiz to the max! And his girlfriend is no better: she smells like she hasn't washed her clit!

by pentozali August 9, 2010

Wise Use

A cabal and political lobbying movement of corporate entities who are very environment-unfriendly and frequently engage in greenwashing activities.

I just heard that the Wise Use people want to cut down some more forest area in Russia.

by pentozali October 9, 2007

vudge

Floridian pronunciation, apparently from "vage", a word for the pussy (vagina). I heard this word being used by an auctioneer in Tamarac, Florida.

This doll is anatomically correct. It even has a little vudge!

by pentozali December 29, 2005

madagasket

Jocularly, any gadget you add to a vehicle, for instance a 4WD or Jeep, to keep it going in rough terrain, like when you're out on safari in Kenya or the outback. Taken from "Madagascar".

I just put on this madagasket before I headed back to Addis Ababa---it worked like a charm!

by pentozali September 6, 2007