pentozali's definitions

Kleenices

The "scientific" plural of Kleenex. Modeled after index-indices, matrix-matrices, etc. Pronounced KLEEN-ih-seez.

Seems like you're getting a bad cold, Lena. Your nose is running. Take some Kleenices with you.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

test rub

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.

I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?

by pentozali May 5, 2014

poor man's chrome

Mazda cars, as opposed to much more expensive cars like Lamborghini, Maserati, etc.

Don't talk to Eddie about Maserati. He can only afford poor man's chrome.

by pentozali July 15, 2009

mott

A tongue or a language, from Chechen "mott" pronounced "MOHT" or "MWOHT" meaning tongue or language.

That's some strange mott they're speaking. It sounds like some weird dialect of Kurdish!

by pentozali March 10, 2009

kouni

The Farsi word for "pussy" (vagina). Pronounced "KOOH-nee".

That Iranian girl has a small kouni!

by pentozali December 26, 2007

Tatik yev Papik

Popular name in Armenian ("Grandma and Grandpa") for the "Menk Yenk Mer Sareru" ("We Are Our Mountains") monument, built during the Soviet era, in Artsakh (the Armenian name for Nagorno-Karabakh). The monument, built in stone, depicts a senior woman and senior man, with the woman in native Armenian headgear. The monument is a symbol of the courage and strength of the Armenians of Artsakh, and somewhat resembles the moai (statues) found in Rapa Nui (Easter Island).

Aram, ays Tatik yev Papik e---this is a Kodak moment!

by pentozali October 30, 2008

barking dogs

Very sore or tired feet.

I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!

by pentozali February 28, 2008