29 definitions by penisshakes

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
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When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.
A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
by penisshakes June 2, 2022
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The nail that sticks out gets hammered down is a Japanese saying that means deviation from the norm or not conforming will be punished.
"Sarah dyed her hair another different colour so her mom shaved her head."

"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
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Girlboss (verb) to make something or someone appear as a feminist idol or inspiration for profit, despite the numerous flaws of the person.
"Have you seen the new Cruella De Ville trailer?"
"Yeah. They totally girlbossed her. As if she's a villain because she's a girl, not because she tried to make a coat out of puppies."
by penisshakes March 18, 2021
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someone who is lauded by themselves or others as a feminist icon, despite not typifying feminism in many ways or sometimes being unpleasant and unethical in a way that is antithetical to feminism
"do you think margaret thatcher was a girlboss?"
"yes, of course."
"do you think she effectively utilised girlboss power by funnelling money into illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?"
by penisshakes June 16, 2022
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Girlboss (noun) someone who is lauded as being a feminist icon, despite the fact that they are actually extremely unpleasant or unfeminist.
"I can't believe Kamala Harris is the first female vice president."

"Yeah, she's a real girlboss."
by penisshakes March 18, 2021
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something you say to someone to egg them on to make them take a stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous choice.
Horace: I'm thinking about shaving all my hair off.
Alistair: Do it if you're bad.
by penisshakes March 15, 2024
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