penisflytrap's definitions

alex jonesin

When you are eagerly awaiting the collapse of society

Dude now that i have all these weapons I am totaly alex jonesin for New world order take over

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

big bad dick

when you got that half swole swinging dick that look bad bouncin and ready to pounce

snoop dogg hasa big bad dick

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

cum doctor

a doctor who has a special phd in seminal fluid also known as cum

i just came in my pants is there a cum doctor in this restaurant

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

penis flytrap

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

Tingles in your jingles

the feeling you get in your pelvic region when you drive fast over a small hill

wow when we hit that bump in the road i got tingles in my jingles
you got tingles in your jingles?

yeah

i got tingles in my jingles when i was molested at age 6

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

cum onion

An onion covered, coated in or injected with seminal fluid

happy valentines
omg! a cum onion honey thank you so much!

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

bone yogurt

seminal fluid, male ejaculate

come get some bone yogurt straight from the tap

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016