10 definitions by penisflytrap

reverse hollocaust

when 6 million Jews appear from fire

holy shit theres a bunch of jews crawling out of my oven this must be the reverse hollocaust

by penisflytrap February 16, 2016

Tingles in your jingles

the feeling you get in your pelvic region when you drive fast over a small hill

wow when we hit that bump in the road i got tingles in my jingles
you got tingles in your jingles?

yeah

i got tingles in my jingles when i was molested at age 6

by penisflytrap February 16, 2016

pumbercum

cum that has been farted out of an anus

wow did you fart? theres pumbercum all over the linolium

by penisflytrap February 16, 2016

penis flytrap

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

by penisflytrap February 16, 2016

alex jonesin

When you are eagerly awaiting the collapse of society

Dude now that i have all these weapons I am totaly alex jonesin for New world order take over

by penisflytrap February 16, 2016

cum doctor

a doctor who has a special phd in seminal fluid also known as cum

i just came in my pants is there a cum doctor in this restaurant

by penisflytrap February 16, 2016

Weymouth Scum

a specific breed of scum bag that enjoys selling mids to highschool kids and breaking into old friends houses. Weymouth scum stems from an increase in oxy cotin and a lack of a strong father figure during childhood. One way to identify Weymouth scum is if the suspect is proud of being from Weymouth, that is always a give away they are Weymouth scum. often wearing nike shoes and over sized clothing Weymouth scum will often gather at place in north Weymouth as this is wear they predominantly reside. If you would like to find weymouth scum in their natural environment look at great Eskar park, the shelf, or great hill. try using a scum call by yelling kenny festa! or Derek Nukem! If that doesnt work surely try clcicking your heals 3 times and saying stalberg scum.

want to go to bucks?
no.
why not ?
weymouth scum.
o yeah your right.

by penisflytrap February 16, 2016