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dud

1. A woman who acts & dresses like a man
2. A butch; dyke; lesbian; carpet-muncher
3. A dominant lesbian; a mannish lesbian
4. A gay woman beaten with an ugly stick
5. A woman who uses a dildo to fuck other women
WOMAN: "I'm a stud!"
GUY: "Stud my ass, more like dud"
by penis-mon September 16, 2009
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pussy man

1. a man who enjoys the sight of beautiful naked women, specifically in porn
2. a man who enjoys seeing lesbian sex or lesbian porn
3. a man who is attracted to women eating other women
WOMAN: ""Do you like what you see pussy man?"
MAN: "Oh yeah!"
by penis-mon September 26, 2009
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freak in the sneak

a person who appears normal, but is really considered a "freak" to a norm or to a group of people; an abnormal person; a weird person
The kids at my school call me a freak in the sneak. People just don't understand what is like to be me. I'd give anything to be normal.
by penis-mon September 29, 2009
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freak in the sneak

a person who appears normal, but is considered "abnormal" from his/her norm; a misfit; a outcast
I am not a freak in the sneak, I'm normal!
by penis-mon December 28, 2009
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phony lesbians

slutty straight women who pretend to be lesbians to make boys horny & erections but are really attention whores & very confused.

Phony lesbians are girls who have had too much alcohol who often experiment sexually with a roommate or a friend. As a result of their party lifestyle, they often become sexually confused & can't decide whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Phony lesbians can damage a relationship emotionally. They are mostly sluts who sleep around with other men & girls. Many of them are seen as the popular girls & are often quite dumb, so they become attention whores (pretending to be gay) to be popular. Though its every man's fantasy to see 2 girls make out, it should remain a fantasy!

Also known as: fake lesbians, pseudo-lesbians, attention whores; sluts; bi-curious
Phony lesbians aren't lesbians! They aren't even bisexual! They're attention whores!
by penis-mon January 2, 2010
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nerd hater

A person who hates nerds; a person who is mean or takes advantage of nerds for their own selfish interest & popularity; a person who bullies nerds; a bully; a asshole

Common types of nerd haters are jocks, popular girls, cheerleaders, and people who are popular

NOTE: Nerds are NOT geeks. Geeks are anti-social & never want to talk to other people. Nerds have geekish triats (like being into anime, math, computers, etc.), but are very social & opened with others. In some cases, nerds are even nicer than geeks for this reason.
Your such a nerd hater! Leave him alone
by penis-mon October 10, 2009
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Cheerleader

also known as a whore, slut, gold-digger.

They are most well known for their shallow behavior and also stereotype & pick on non-athletic individuals. I would know cause I was the nerdy guy in middle school & high school you always made fun of.
Damn those cheerleaders! The only reason why they are popular is cause they're so slutty & superficial.
by penis-mon December 15, 2009
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