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Cheerleader

also known as a whore, slut, gold-digger.

They are most well known for their shallow behavior and also stereotype & pick on non-athletic individuals. I would know cause I was the nerdy guy in middle school & high school you always made fun of.
Damn those cheerleaders! The only reason why they are popular is cause they're so slutty & superficial.
by penis-mon December 15, 2009
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nerd hater

A person who hates nerds; a person who is mean or takes advantage of nerds for their own selfish interest & popularity; a person who bullies nerds; a bully; a asshole

Common types of nerd haters are jocks, popular girls, cheerleaders, and people who are popular

NOTE: Nerds are NOT geeks. Geeks are anti-social & never want to talk to other people. Nerds have geekish triats (like being into anime, math, computers, etc.), but are very social & opened with others. In some cases, nerds are even nicer than geeks for this reason.
Your such a nerd hater! Leave him alone
by penis-mon October 10, 2009
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cheerleading

a waste of a sport; a activity that isn't a sport

Cheerleading serves no absolute purpose but to make the audience horny with pretty rich shallow girls dressed in short skirts & slutty clothing. Most cheerleaders are popular in high school, & are well known for their shallow behavior & annoying nagging. Though there are a few who try to give the "sport" a good name, it doesn't work cause they all end up the same. And those who get into the sport experience the "cheerleader effect" where they become very shallow & think they're all that.

I guarantee 10 years from now the prettiest girls in your high school reunion will not be the cheerleaders! ;)
Cheerleading isn't a sport!
by penis-mon December 15, 2009
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College Girls

It is believed that these type girls (majority around the ages 18-24) are supposedly the most mature, most attractive looking, & most open-minded girls you'll meet once you finish high school. However, they are not like this at all.

In reality, lots of college girls are about as immature as high school girls. They are the one's who are responsible for causing more drama than any group of people. Some college girls are actually whores & all of them date assholes. The ugly ones are Feminists while the pretty ones are morons. They aren't exactly very open-minded either. People, such as nerds, gamers, goths, etc., are still considered "losers" by their standards. All college girls are whores & will fuck anyone they so please---this is why college girls make terrible relationship partners. The ones who got fucked in high school & are now single moms (baby mamas) should also be avoided because they are whores.

College girls might be great eye candy, but they are not relationship material.
All college girls are the same! They are always dating assholes while complaining about it. College girls have no souls.
by Penis-mon October 4, 2011
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freak in the sneak

a person who appears normal, but is considered "abnormal" from his/her norm; a misfit; a outcast
I am not a freak in the sneak, I'm normal!
by penis-mon December 28, 2009
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freak in the sneak

a person who appears normal, but is really considered a "freak" to a norm or to a group of people; an abnormal person; a weird person
The kids at my school call me a freak in the sneak. People just don't understand what is like to be me. I'd give anything to be normal.
by penis-mon September 29, 2009
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phony lesbians

slutty straight women who pretend to be lesbians to make boys horny & erections but are really attention whores & very confused.

Phony lesbians are girls who have had too much alcohol who often experiment sexually with a roommate or a friend. As a result of their party lifestyle, they often become sexually confused & can't decide whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Phony lesbians can damage a relationship emotionally. They are mostly sluts who sleep around with other men & girls. Many of them are seen as the popular girls & are often quite dumb, so they become attention whores (pretending to be gay) to be popular. Though its every man's fantasy to see 2 girls make out, it should remain a fantasy!

Also known as: fake lesbians, pseudo-lesbians, attention whores; sluts; bi-curious
Phony lesbians aren't lesbians! They aren't even bisexual! They're attention whores!
by penis-mon January 2, 2010
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