8 definitions by pelicaine

The Cleveland Show

A black "The Family Guy".

A cartoon sitcom that will ironically and inevitably have the same fate as the '08-'09 Cleveland Cavaliers:

Imminent failure.

"The Cleveland Show" is gonna suck so bad that FOX is gonna be forced to make "The Quagmire Show".

by pelicaine September 9, 2009

Chris Hansen

The host of "To Catch A Predator".

He's like the boogieman to pedophiles.

Their boner-kill.

Wouldn't be awesome if Chris Hansen busted a guy that played for the Nashville Predators?! EPIC!

by pelicaine September 7, 2009

Jeopardy

Or "Jeopardy!"

Considered the chess of all game shows. It makes other game shows look like after school tutoring.

Hosted by Alex Trebek. Satirized on Saturday Night Live and by Weird Al Yankovic with the song "I Lost On Jeopardy".

"Jeopardy!" makes you answer with a question?! WTF is that?!

by pelicaine September 7, 2009

PS2

Old, black, reliable, and still works quite well after all these years.

Kinda like Shaq.

Pretty good alternative to any of the current-generation systems because there is a good chance that there is that one great game you haven't played yet for the PS2.

I'm not buying a PS3 until I'm done with the GTA games for my PS2.

by pelicaine September 7, 2009

swaggaliente

An ugly portmanteau of the words swagger and caliente.

Mostly used to describe club events.

Supposed to be cool.

SWAGGALIENTE SATURDAYS @ 5555 HUSTLAS LOUNGE.

by pelicaine September 22, 2009

A!

Exclamation used by Diplomats affiliate Juelz Santana

Juelz: Hey Jim! Help me think......I need a catchphrase......
Jim: Iono, man! A! Pass that blunt!
Juelz: I GOT IT!!

by pelicaine May 5, 2007

Cheaters

Dallas-based reality TV show once hosted by Tommy Grand, now hosted by Joey Greco, the one known for getting shanked on a boat.

Possibly the best thing to come out of Dallas besides the Cowboys, Mavs, And "Walker, Texas Ranger".

Looking for Cheaters locations and Cheaters guests is a ton of fun!

Wow, man! You remember that one episode of "Cheaters" where that busted they guy in that tattoo parlor banging these two broads? EPIC!

by pelicaine September 7, 2009