pedro's definitions

gunn

The one and only Ralph Gunnington the 3rd.

Sup gunn... what are you sayin' gunn?

by pedro September 28, 2004

Bard

When saying "my bad", insterting bard rather than bad is a nice twist that is not expected. Or you could just not be a fuck up and never be at fault to have to say "my bad".

Damn, I want to split that bitches' oak. Oh my bard man, i didn't realize that was your mom.

by Pedro December 4, 2003

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

mocho

superheroe, that lives near the valencia sambil, that goes on a skate, and has only one hand, his superpowers, are: "asking limosna, at an incredible high speed", "coñeazear a los carros, with his ultra strenght"

"mierda marico, ese mocho es un mamaguevo, viste todo el rial ke pide en un dia???", "mochooooo, mochoooooooouugh", "verga ese mocho cerca del sambil pobrecito", "marico se parece a nightcrawler won!!"

by Pedro January 20, 2005

air poo

cool school-ground term meaning to anally breath normally resulting in a less then present shitty smell. from the latin word meaning strong as a turtle. Can be used as a term of endearment or as a cuss word.

"you wouldn't believe what happened to robert after tony tried to do an air poo on his head. Looks like someone pushed too hard"

by Pedro December 2, 2003

data fuck

short sersponse from the phrase what the fuck?

what the fuck are u douin?
Data fuck- i'm douing this

by Pedro March 8, 2004

elope

to go do "it"

i'm going to go elope with my dog

by pedro November 13, 2003