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A cheap but effective drink that will get you royally blitzed off your rocker. The traditional form usually consists of 3/4 Coconut Parrot Bay and 1/4 lemonade. Another popular form is morning tea mixed with your go to cheap shitty vodka preferably Caldwells. Results may vary from blacking out and doing stupid shit to sleeping with people who are 3x older than you or half your age. Appropriately named after a hardass who knows how to booze.
Johnny housed The Dianne in an hour and needless to say woke up naked in the park with multiple cougar numbers in his phone.

Ted got lit off of a Dianne and proceeded to shit off a balcony railing.
by patpoppa369 April 12, 2011
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