pat's definitions

toaster

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

by pat May 15, 2003

Oof

Response to a comment that throws you off guard and you are unable to respond to immediately because of shock of imagery.

Pretty Girl: “Imma ‘bout to jump in the shower! Wish you were joining me”
Me:”Oof! Hell ya that’d be cool!”

by Pat September 17, 2020

pub

A Republican.

Bush and the Pubs are going to defeat the Dems in 2004.

by Pat October 1, 2003

queer

one who is not straight; a lover of men; a gaylord
comes from the word gay

nick morin is a queer

by pat January 30, 2007

Asleslem

Background below. A one word solution from the kiladian language for the term "I know you just didn't." This is often used as a reaction to unruly actions or assaults of character.

1.) Then came the whily tiger as he stepped upon the plains of the willapadoo mountain range. Evil roosters crowded out upon the step of Cornelius' abode known as Kiladwa, named after an ancient pie passed down for generations, until it was eaten. The devourer of the pie soon died and was named Asleslem, meaning "I know you just didn't."

2.)
Person 1: I forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: WTF JIMMAY WTF. ASLESLEM!

by Pat December 21, 2004

no brows

one who has no eyebrows; eyebrowless; missing eyebrows

brendan corey has no brows.

by pat April 12, 2005

nigs

Derived form the word nigger.

I'm a raceist and use the word "nigs" to decribe black people in a derogatory manor.

by Pat January 23, 2005