pat's definitions

Lewiston

The only city in Maine that has as many empty stores as crackheads. Also the only city in Maine that no one wants and thinks we should give to Massachusetts. Mainers manage to trick out of staters to go here by saying Bates is a good college but all the students there just buy drugs with their parents money.

Massachusetts kid: Im going to visit my Aunt in Lewiston, whats it like there?
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts

by pat October 27, 2014

TMW

that moment when

I hate TMW I have cereal but no milk

by pat November 13, 2014

Oof

Response to a comment that throws you off guard and you are unable to respond to immediately because of shock of imagery.

Pretty Girl: “Imma ‘bout to jump in the shower! Wish you were joining me”
Me:”Oof! Hell ya that’d be cool!”

by Pat September 17, 2020

Waddere

1. Someone who likes to touch penis
2. A pedophile
3. Someone who has an internet girlfriend

1. "Man.. that guy is such a Waddere"
3. "Man.. can't he get any.. he's a Waddere!!"

by Pat July 5, 2004

cheesecake

a guy i met in the middle of the street on a drunken night that had a long fingernail

i just fucked a cheesecake

i fancy that cheesecake

my unckle pat said that when i am 16 i can go and find my own cheesecake

KuRhUr

by pat July 12, 2004

350Z

A fast Nissan sports car in the legendary Z family. Considered the bigger brother of the Skyline. Powered by the 287 HP VQ35DE engine. Available in a roadster model as well. There has also been a rumor about a twin turbo 350Z as well.

The 350Z replaced all the Skylines in the JGTC

by Pat July 15, 2004

Bam Margera

Overrated high school drop out who made it big from a a piece of wood.

Bam Margera is not entertaining in the least bit except for CKY 2.

by Pat July 17, 2004