8 definitions by parallel_master
Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.
Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."
Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."
Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"
Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."
Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"
Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
by parallel_master September 24, 2017
Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.
by parallel_master June 5, 2018
Like batshit crazy, only shittier and battier.
by parallel_master December 8, 2017
A person pooping in a public restroom, who goes immediately silent when someone else enters the facility as if embarrassed to be pooping in public.
Guy #1:"It sure is quiet in here, but I can tell someone's in that stall."
Guy #2: "Probably just a shy shitter."
Guy #2: "Probably just a shy shitter."
by parallel_master September 24, 2017
by parallel_master December 8, 2017
I drank some of my roommate's milk, and later he went all passive aggro and wrote his name on all his food with black marker.
by parallel_master October 6, 2017
Guy: "Blimey! That bloke's a bloody wanker! Bullocks!"
Other guy: "Stop speaking Pretenglish, you're from Arizona."
Other guy: "Stop speaking Pretenglish, you're from Arizona."
by parallel_master April 2, 2019