Urban Dictionary: Definitions by parallel

smokeups

A case of hiccups that occurs right when you light a cigarette. Involuntary hiccups happen right when you take a drag, every drag, making the smoke utterly unejoyable.

The smokeups infuriatingly go away as soon as you're done smoking.

Amy: "How you enjoying that smoke?"

Matt: "Impossible to get a full drag because I got the smokeups." takes drag, inhales *hiccup* "See? Drives me crazy!

by parallel_master September 23, 2017

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passive aggro

Passive aggressive.

I drank some of my roommate's milk, and later he went all passive aggro and wrote his name on all his food with black marker.

by parallel_master October 6, 2017

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hipster alert

Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.

"There's something deeply noble about growing your own vegetables."

"Hipster alert!"

by parallel_master June 13, 2018

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Shy Shitter

A person pooping in a public restroom, who goes immediately silent when someone else enters the facility as if embarrassed to be pooping in public.

Guy #1:"It sure is quiet in here, but I can tell someone's in that stall."

Guy #2: "Probably just a shy shitter."

by parallel_master September 24, 2017

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Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.

Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."

by parallel_master September 25, 2017

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