3 definitions by pappasalwaysrollin

Cum umbrellas

Fake eyelashes

I was so glad I had my cum umbrellas on, or I’d have been blinded.

by pappasalwaysrollin February 13, 2021

Big Montana

Unusually large labia major that resembles the Arby’s ‘Big Montana’ sandwich.

She put that thing in my face and it looked like a Big Montana!

by pappasalwaysrollin March 11, 2021

full magazine

When you stick your finger up your partners ass and touch the end of a turd.

I was looking forward to that butthole pussy, but when I stuck my finger up her ass I realized she had a full magazine.

by pappasalwaysrollin June 16, 2021