papermachete's definitions

cough

(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.

*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*

by papermachete December 28, 2005

multiple guess

A way of describing a multiple choice test.

Especially if it's ridiculously hard.

Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.

by PaperMachete October 25, 2005

relief

the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all

the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish

Phew, that was a close one. What a relief!

by PaperMachete November 2, 2005

bunk

(n.) The origin of this word could possibly be from bunkum, which means rubbish or hogwash.

(n.) A bed that has two mattress levels.

What a bunch of bunk! I do not sleep with my teddy bear...all the time.

Mike: That bunk looks mighty fine! I get to be on the top!
Nadia: Sicko.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

okeydoke

Another way of saying okay, affirmative, roger that, or sure, sure thing, or alright

Related form is okey dokey

Naomi: When you go to the grocery store, could you get some Nutella?
Dawayne: Okeydoke.

by papermachete April 10, 2006

food

that which you have to eat to survive.

i got home..got some food..no wait..smoked some pot..got some food..no..ordered a burrito..took out the trash

by papermachete December 28, 2005

yeah

Yes.

Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.

Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.

All purpose response to any situation.

Fiorella: Are you ready for some some hot, crazy lovin'?
Mike: Yeah.

Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...

George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...

Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.

by papermachete December 28, 2005