papermachete's definitions
What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the shrivelmug. (n.) the sound of something flying by very quickly, deadlines for instance.
(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.
A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
- Douglas Adams.
A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the whooshmug. causing a lot of destruction or damage
a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the wontonmug. 1. Something no one can handle.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
by PaperMachete October 30, 2005
Get the the truthmug. Some random shit I defined it as: What you say if you didn't want to hear something or see something as if to "ex" or slash or erase it from one's memory.
(n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend.
(n.) A former anything.
(n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend.
(n.) A former anything.
*see picture of naked grandma* EX!!
Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change.
Mike: EX!!
Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.
Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change.
Mike: EX!!
Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the exmug. the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all
the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish
the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish
by PaperMachete November 2, 2005
Get the reliefmug. Another way of saying okay, affirmative, roger that, or sure, sure thing, or alright
Related form is okey dokey
Related form is okey dokey
by papermachete April 10, 2006
Get the okeydokemug.