papermachete's definitions

wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine

that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

hokum

(n.) 1. Something apparently impressive or legitimate but actually untrue or insincere; nonsense. 2.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.

(n.) The cum of a ho.

Cindy thought that I was spouting hokum when I told her that I would make her scream. She was wrong; she threw me on the table and rode my throbbing cock until hokum started to leak out from her cunt and her moans became gasping screams of ecstasy.

by PaperMachete November 10, 2005

school

The reason pseudo-zombies roam the earth.

Start school fucking later.

I studied for the calc mid-term until five in the morning. Fuck school for turning me into a pseudo-zombie.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.

Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.

by PaperMachete November 13, 2005

frog

amphibian that tastes like chicken fried or cooked.

amphibian you lick to get high if it's of the hallucinogenic sort from the Amazon.

this frog leg tastes like chicken.

stoner1: couldja pass me that there frog, bra?
stoner2: as soon as i'm done licking the hallucinogenic agents off of it's epidermal coating dude.

by papermachete February 18, 2007

Pfff

An expression of annoyance or disappointment.

I've got so much shit to do, pfff.

by papermachete October 28, 2005

educational

A word describing anything done in school that's a waste of time.

This "educational" stuff was boring as shit. I'd rather whack off to Freddy Kruger in a jungle with the lights out.

by PaperMachete October 25, 2005