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failure

A bad excuse not to try.
You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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Sherminator

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.
Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.
by PaperMachete November 5, 2005
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sleep nazi

A person who insists on sleeping at a certain time each night and will even try to convince you to sleep early too. Cannot sleep with a computer monitor on and doesn't want you to work on your homework while he/she is sleeping even if you offer to position the monitor so as not to disturb him/her. Usually uptight about really minor stuff. Gets pissed off easily at night. Does not mind disrupting another person's education by making them work on homework the next day instead of finishing it at three in the morning while he/she is asleep.
That guy is such a sleep nazi. I had to use to the fucking computer lab the entire night because he was bitching about not getting to sleep at night.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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food

that which you have to eat to survive.
i got home..got some food..no wait..smoked some pot..got some food..no..ordered a burrito..took out the trash
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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nothing

i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.

ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.

iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.

Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.

Isn't nothing something?
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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lax

not very strict or loose
i have lax morals. i fuck around.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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scrumdiddlyumptious

a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood

means really delicious or really marvelous
mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
by PaperMachete November 2, 2005
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