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flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
by papermachete November 5, 2005
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food

that which you have to eat to survive.
i got home..got some food..no wait..smoked some pot..got some food..no..ordered a burrito..took out the trash
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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failure

A bad excuse not to try.
You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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Sherminator

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.
Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.
by PaperMachete November 5, 2005
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gift

It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.

Rad or cool.
Das Gift stinkt wie Updawg.

That flip was so gift.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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tongue

an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure
my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.

her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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urbandictionary.com

a good way to avoid getting shizzle done and still get a fularious education
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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