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multiple guess

A way of describing a multiple choice test.

Especially if it's ridiculously hard.
Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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failure

i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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yuck

Formerly used as an onomatopoetic expression to describe the sound of laughter in '60s theatrical jargon.

A decade later was used as an expression of distaste, disgust, or revulsion by people who attended comedy clubs, probably due to the disgusting nature of the jokes told in a more vulgarity-tolerant society. Can also be used in its adjective form, yucky.

see also: blech, ew, yucky, ick, icky
Yuck-yuck, you make me laugh with your silly antics sometimes, Bob.

Yuck! There's a freakin' fly in my soup!
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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dontcha know

a phrase commonly heard in minnesota with a minnesotan accent.

what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.
i'm a loser, dontcha know.

bobby's a right sweetheart, dontcha know.
by papermachete November 3, 2005
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boring ass

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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educational

A word describing anything done in school that's a waste of time.
This "educational" stuff was boring as shit. I'd rather whack off to Freddy Kruger in a jungle with the lights out.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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stop talking

self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.
by papermachete November 13, 2005
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