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i. A good excuse not to try.
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the failure mug.(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.
(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
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Get the cough mug.Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.
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Get the multiple guess mug.I studied for the calc mid-term until five in the morning. Fuck school for turning me into a pseudo-zombie.
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Get the Pfff mug.amphibian that tastes like chicken fried or cooked.
amphibian you lick to get high if it's of the hallucinogenic sort from the Amazon.
amphibian you lick to get high if it's of the hallucinogenic sort from the Amazon.
this frog leg tastes like chicken.
stoner1: couldja pass me that there frog, bra?
stoner2: as soon as i'm done licking the hallucinogenic agents off of it's epidermal coating dude.
stoner1: couldja pass me that there frog, bra?
stoner2: as soon as i'm done licking the hallucinogenic agents off of it's epidermal coating dude.
by papermachete February 18, 2007
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In or at that indicated place: the house over yonder.
adj.
Being at an indicated distance, usually within sight: “Yonder hills,” he said, pointing.
pron.
One that is at an indicated place, usually within sight.
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In or at that indicated place: the house over yonder.
adj.
Being at an indicated distance, usually within sight: “Yonder hills,” he said, pointing.
pron.
One that is at an indicated place, usually within sight.
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