I'm a dork for writing a defintion of definition, as you are also a dork for reading this defintion of defintion.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the definitionmug. 1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the computermug. by papermachete November 14, 2005
Get the dulariousmug. by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the failuremug. i got home..got some food..no wait..smoked some pot..got some food..no..ordered a burrito..took out the trash
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the foodmug. dys·ker·a·to·ma
n.
A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis.
dyskeratosis
n.
Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium.
keratinization
n.
The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves.
epithelium
n.
Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs.
corneal
adj.
Of or related to the cornea.
cornea
n.
The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera.
sclera
n.
The tough white fibrous outer envelope of tissue covering all of the eyeball except the cornea. Also called sclerotic, sclerotic coat.
(dictionary.com)
n.
Anything that takes a shitload of time to figure out what it is even after looking it up in the dictionary.
n.
A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis.
dyskeratosis
n.
Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium.
keratinization
n.
The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves.
epithelium
n.
Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs.
corneal
adj.
Of or related to the cornea.
cornea
n.
The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera.
sclera
n.
The tough white fibrous outer envelope of tissue covering all of the eyeball except the cornea. Also called sclerotic, sclerotic coat.
(dictionary.com)
n.
Anything that takes a shitload of time to figure out what it is even after looking it up in the dictionary.
The trouble i went through trying to have the foggiest clue what dyskeratoma gave me dyskeratoma. Sure beats doing my discrete math homework though.
That word is such a dyskeratoma.
To whoever looked it up or stumbled upon it by chance, congratulations on wasting five minutes of your time.
That word is such a dyskeratoma.
To whoever looked it up or stumbled upon it by chance, congratulations on wasting five minutes of your time.
by papermachete November 03, 2005
Get the dyskeratomamug. by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the oomug.