papermachete's definitions

tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

by papermachete November 11, 2005

scrumdiddlyumptious

a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood

means really delicious or really marvelous

mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture

by PaperMachete November 2, 2005

wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine

that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

gift

It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.

Rad or cool.

Das Gift stinkt wie Updawg.

That flip was so gift.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

ex

Some random shit I defined it as: What you say if you didn't want to hear something or see something as if to "ex" or slash or erase it from one's memory.

(n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend.

(n.) A former anything.

*see picture of naked grandma* EX!!

Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change.
Mike: EX!!

Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

the truth

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction

by PaperMachete October 30, 2005

elvis has left the building

Meaning the show/event has ended, this comes from the announcements that used to be made at the end of musician Elvis's concerts in order to get fans to leave the arena. Now we use this term anytime an event has ended.

Cindy: OHHHH, YEAHHH, OUUHHH, FUCK ME, CUM ON ME BABY!!!
Jacob (cums): Elvis has left the building (collapses on the floor).

by papermachete December 28, 2005