papermachete's definitions
i. A good excuse not to try.
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the failure mug.Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
Get the multiple guess mug.(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.
(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the cough mug.Yes.
Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.
Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.
All purpose response to any situation.
Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.
Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.
All purpose response to any situation.
Fiorella: Are you ready for some some hot, crazy lovin'?
Mike: Yeah.
Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...
George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...
Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
Mike: Yeah.
Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...
George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...
Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the yeah mug.dys·ker·a·to·ma
n.
A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis.
dyskeratosis
n.
Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium.
keratinization
n.
The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves.
epithelium
n.
Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs.
corneal
adj.
Of or related to the cornea.
cornea
n.
The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera.
sclera
n.
The tough white fibrous outer envelope of tissue covering all of the eyeball except the cornea. Also called sclerotic, sclerotic coat.
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n.
Anything that takes a shitload of time to figure out what it is even after looking it up in the dictionary.
n.
A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis.
dyskeratosis
n.
Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium.
keratinization
n.
The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves.
epithelium
n.
Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs.
corneal
adj.
Of or related to the cornea.
cornea
n.
The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera.
sclera
n.
The tough white fibrous outer envelope of tissue covering all of the eyeball except the cornea. Also called sclerotic, sclerotic coat.
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n.
Anything that takes a shitload of time to figure out what it is even after looking it up in the dictionary.
The trouble i went through trying to have the foggiest clue what dyskeratoma gave me dyskeratoma. Sure beats doing my discrete math homework though.
That word is such a dyskeratoma.
To whoever looked it up or stumbled upon it by chance, congratulations on wasting five minutes of your time.
That word is such a dyskeratoma.
To whoever looked it up or stumbled upon it by chance, congratulations on wasting five minutes of your time.
by papermachete November 3, 2005
Get the dyskeratoma mug.Another way of saying okay, affirmative, roger that, or sure, sure thing, or alright
Related form is okey dokey
Related form is okey dokey
by papermachete April 10, 2006
Get the okeydoke mug.This "educational" stuff was boring as shit. I'd rather whack off to Freddy Kruger in a jungle with the lights out.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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