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n. An acronym for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS from Calvin and Hobbes.

adj. Disgusting or inducing nausea or revulsion.
I can't stand girls; I'm joining gross.

Eating dog poo is gross.
by papermachete October 27, 2005
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Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.
Come out and face the music. I know what you've been doing to my socks.
by papermachete November 3, 2005
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(adj.) describing something crazy fine, bodacious, gnarly, or the shit
Laura is so supa fine. What a mondo babe.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
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What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.
Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
by papermachete October 26, 2005
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the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all

the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish
by papermachete October 25, 2005
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expression or interjection of pleasure or pleasant surprise.

another way of saying oh boy or oh yea
less severe way of saying hell yes

a good thing to say when presented with dessert or candy
when she tore her blouse off and proceeded to yank me towards her by my necktie, i exclaimed, "oolala!"

when the waiter came with dessert, trudy exclaimed, "oolala!"
by papermachete October 27, 2005
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an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure
my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.

her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.
by papermachete October 27, 2005
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