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frog

amphibian that tastes like chicken fried or cooked.

amphibian you lick to get high if it's of the hallucinogenic sort from the Amazon.
this frog leg tastes like chicken.

stoner1: couldja pass me that there frog, bra?
stoner2: as soon as i'm done licking the hallucinogenic agents off of it's epidermal coating dude.
by papermachete February 18, 2007
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school

The reason pseudo-zombies roam the earth.

Start school fucking later.
I studied for the calc mid-term until five in the morning. Fuck school for turning me into a pseudo-zombie.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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yonder

adv.
In or at that indicated place: the house over yonder.

adj.
Being at an indicated distance, usually within sight: “Yonder hills,” he said, pointing.

pron.
One that is at an indicated place, usually within sight.

(dictionary.com)
Look over there at the big blue yonder.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
by PaperMachete November 13, 2005
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Pfff

I've got so much shit to do, pfff.
by papermachete October 28, 2005
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failure

i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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multiple guess

A way of describing a multiple choice test.

Especially if it's ridiculously hard.
Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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