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It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.
Rad or cool.
Rad or cool.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the gift mug.i. A good excuse not to try.
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the failure mug.(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.
(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the cough mug.a good way to get someone to fall into the trap of you making the nonsensical rhyme using the bizarre phrase "chicken butt." good way to get people mad or annoyed, but if they have good humor, amused.
child: guess what.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.
me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.
me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the guess what mug.Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
Get the multiple guess mug.the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all
the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish
the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish
by PaperMachete November 2, 2005
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Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.
Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.
All purpose response to any situation.
Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.
Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.
All purpose response to any situation.
Fiorella: Are you ready for some some hot, crazy lovin'?
Mike: Yeah.
Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...
George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...
Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
Mike: Yeah.
Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...
George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...
Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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