papermachete's definitions
causing a lot of destruction or damage
a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the wontonmug. It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.
Rad or cool.
Rad or cool.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the giftmug. i. A good excuse not to try.
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
ii. One who fucks up all the time.
iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.
See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the failuremug. Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
Get the multiple guessmug. (n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.
(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the coughmug. Yes.
Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.
Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.
All purpose response to any situation.
Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.
Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.
All purpose response to any situation.
Fiorella: Are you ready for some some hot, crazy lovin'?
Mike: Yeah.
Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...
George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...
Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
Mike: Yeah.
Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...
George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...
Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the yeahmug. 1. Something no one can handle.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
by PaperMachete October 30, 2005
Get the the truthmug.