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(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.
I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.
I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.
To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.
To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
by papermachete November 10, 2005
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Appeared first in around 1930.
Famously used in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which interestingly corresponds to that time era, by Short Round, the Vietnamese kid with the hat, who also starred in the Goonies.
Appeared first in around 1930.
Famously used in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which interestingly corresponds to that time era, by Short Round, the Vietnamese kid with the hat, who also starred in the Goonies.
by papermachete April 10, 2006
Get the okey dokey mug.a phrase commonly heard in minnesota with a minnesotan accent.
what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.
what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.
by papermachete November 3, 2005
Get the dontcha know mug.i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.
A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
ii. A whorehouse.
A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.
Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.
Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.
Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
by PaperMachete November 13, 2005
Get the fornication station mug.Formerly used as an onomatopoetic expression to describe the sound of laughter in '60s theatrical jargon.
A decade later was used as an expression of distaste, disgust, or revulsion by people who attended comedy clubs, probably due to the disgusting nature of the jokes told in a more vulgarity-tolerant society. Can also be used in its adjective form, yucky.
see also: blech, ew, yucky, ick, icky
A decade later was used as an expression of distaste, disgust, or revulsion by people who attended comedy clubs, probably due to the disgusting nature of the jokes told in a more vulgarity-tolerant society. Can also be used in its adjective form, yucky.
see also: blech, ew, yucky, ick, icky
Yuck-yuck, you make me laugh with your silly antics sometimes, Bob.
Yuck! There's a freakin' fly in my soup!
Yuck! There's a freakin' fly in my soup!
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the yuck mug.That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
Get the boring ass mug.(n.) 1. Something apparently impressive or legitimate but actually untrue or insincere; nonsense. 2.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.
(n.) The cum of a ho.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.
(n.) The cum of a ho.
Cindy thought that I was spouting hokum when I told her that I would make her scream. She was wrong; she threw me on the table and rode my throbbing cock until hokum started to leak out from her cunt and her moans became gasping screams of ecstasy.
by PaperMachete November 10, 2005
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