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wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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gift

It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.

Rad or cool.
Das Gift stinkt wie Updawg.

That flip was so gift.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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failure

i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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multiple guess

A way of describing a multiple choice test.

Especially if it's ridiculously hard.
Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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cough

(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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yeah

Yes.

Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.

Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.

All purpose response to any situation.
Fiorella: Are you ready for some some hot, crazy lovin'?
Mike: Yeah.

Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...

George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...

Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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the truth

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction
by PaperMachete October 30, 2005
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