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i have lax morals. i fuck around.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the lax mug.Instead of saying boring as fuck you say boring ass fuck to show that you are so really really really ridiculously bored that you would rather see two or more people ass fuck each other or participate in it than pay attention or do whatever it is that's boring.
A more extreme version of boring ass.
A more extreme version of boring ass.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
Get the boring ass fuck mug.Another way of saying okeydoke, okey, sure, alright, sure thing
Appeared first in around 1930.
Famously used in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which interestingly corresponds to that time era, by Short Round, the Vietnamese kid with the hat, who also starred in the Goonies.
Appeared first in around 1930.
Famously used in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which interestingly corresponds to that time era, by Short Round, the Vietnamese kid with the hat, who also starred in the Goonies.
by papermachete April 10, 2006
Get the okey dokey mug.(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.
I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.
I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.
To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.
To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
by papermachete November 10, 2005
Get the goof off mug.a good way to get someone to fall into the trap of you making the nonsensical rhyme using the bizarre phrase "chicken butt." good way to get people mad or annoyed, but if they have good humor, amused.
child: guess what.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.
me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.
me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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Get the failure mug.i got home..got some food..no wait..smoked some pot..got some food..no..ordered a burrito..took out the trash
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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