papermachete's definitions

left

adj. not right

adj. wrong, according to the bfg

n. side that leans towards liberalism

n. side of the brain that deals with logic and analytical reasoning

n. the hand that will reach out of your monitor and smack you upside your thick skull for looking this up

people who look up left in dictionaries need to find a better way to spend their time, as do i for even bothering to make a fucking definition for left. wow i'm really don't want to do this fucking discrete math homework--my left brain is fucked up.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

crack sweat

(n.) The sweat that forms in the asscrack after a sustained period of strenuous physical activity, like running in the summer with three pairs of sweatpants and three layers of coats on in Taiwan. Also can be the sweat that forms in your butthole due to an intense masturbation session or from being horny for an excessive amount of time.

After playing an intense game of squash, my shorts were drenched in crack sweat. Most unpleasant.

Michelle made me so horny and hot inside that crack sweat started to form in my bunkhole.

by papermachete December 28, 2005