A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.
Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.
by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010
Get the Pen Weaselmug. Can be used as a term to describe meetings that do not accomplish anything but wasting your valuable time. Usually meetings that consist of sales or production meetings, could also be board meetings. Being in meetings of this sort makes you want to beat the hell out of whoever is in charge of you. This type of meeting is usally accompanied by complete asshatery. And is a complete waste of time.
Hey man where are you going so late in the day. Oh you didn't hear...The higher ups are calling a late night hide the sausage meeting. Yeah I know those things suck. It's complete asshatery at its finest. Well let me go I have to go and play hide the sausage.
by pantyteamaster May 09, 2009
Get the hide the sausagemug. An NCOER stands for Non Commissioned Officer Evaluation Report. It is an evaluation that comes from your supervisor usually every year but also due when your leadership changes. It's supposed to be a non biased report based on your performance throughout a certain period of time. But what sometimes happens is leaders don't know of any other way to get their subordinates to do certain things so they will threaten them with a bad or poor rating on their NCOER. Usually a technique used by spineless leaders who have no resemblence of a backbone. The only reason people do this is because they have no respect from their subordinates and this is the only way they can exert what little power they have.
Hey man why did you leave out of the meeting today all pissed off? Oh you didn't hear. That asshat just threatened to give me a bad NCOER if I don't do things "his" way, which we all know is just ass backwards and against regulation. Oh yeah I had one of those leaders one time. I call it Threaten Your NCOER Leadership. Yeah well I cannot wait unitl I leave this place or that jackass leaves one. Yeah and some supervisors don't know how to lead hungry wolves to fresh meat.
by pantyteamaster October 17, 2010
Get the Threaten Your NCOER Leadershipmug. The type of luck whenever everything seems to be going right, then all of a sudden everything goes to hell in a handbasket at the worst possible moment.
Hey man how did that big sale go today. Well it was going good but then whenever they went to sign the papers I coudn't find them. I must have put them on top of the car and they blew away whenever I left the office. Man that right there is fey luck right there.
by pantyteamaster February 14, 2010
Get the Fey Luckmug. This is a place similar to Mount Olympus. But the only difference is, this is the place where the Mount Olympus supervisors have to go when they have fucked up. Think of it as the Boss's boss. As a matter of fact you never ever want to go to this place.
Hey why the hell does the boss have such a shitty attitude today. Oh you didn't hear. The people at the top caught wind of what the fuck is going on down here. So they are calling his ass to Mount Kilimanjaroe. Oh hell that is worse than going to Mount Olympus. Yeah I know man I never want to go to that damn place. I hear they breed asshats up there. Yeah and they have an arsenal of ball bag muskets too.
by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010
Get the mount kilimanjaroemug. A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.
Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.
by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010
Get the farmville weaselmug. The true meaning of complete and utter dumbass. This is the type of person that could swedish chef up anything. The type of person that will not take advice from anyone, or even use said advice if it is going to help them. They always go about life looking like a dumbass and being a dumbass. This person's actions are completely un-briefable, there is not a power point slide deck long enough to explain the actions of this type.
by pantyteamaster May 13, 2009
Get the feymug.