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Oh really

Usually an answer given when you don't 1. Give a shit 2. When you are trying to be polite by not saying no shit. 3. A smartass answer given to someone who just stated something very obvious or very stupid. Can be used in a number of ways.
Hey man have you seen those new Dodge Challengers? They are really fast. OH REALLY?
by pantyteamaster May 1, 2010
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Ice fishing In July

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.
by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009
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Pen Weasel

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.
Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.
by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010
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bloomer biscuit

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?
by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009
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fey

The true meaning of complete and utter dumbass. This is the type of person that could swedish chef up anything. The type of person that will not take advice from anyone, or even use said advice if it is going to help them. They always go about life looking like a dumbass and being a dumbass. This person's actions are completely un-briefable, there is not a power point slide deck long enough to explain the actions of this type.
You see that person over there fucking up that sales job, that is a fey.
by pantyteamaster May 13, 2009
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Going to Mount Olympus

A place that is usually where the higher headquarters are for your particular orginazation. If you have to go to this place for any reason, it can be a significant emotional event. The only reason you would have to go to such a place is if you have fucked up in some severe way. Although sometimes it can be for no reason. Sometimes the people at the top can just be lonely and they want to see someone in their office just so they can feel important.
Hey man where are you going today in a such a rush? Well I have to be Going to Mount Olympus today to go and see the man. You know how it is the big boss is feeling a little lonely and he has to justify why he exists. So I got to go see the man.
by pantyteamaster July 12, 2010
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MEPS

MEPS is a term for Military Entrance Processing Station. Can also be known as the term Military Entrance Prevention Station. This place can either be a good place for an applicant entering the military or a bad experience. MEPS has a way of getting things out of someone that a recruiter could never fathom. No one knows how it's done but it gets done there. This place has different types of ball bag muskets at the ready
Hey man did you go to the MEPS today to join right? No man when I went down there they got it out of me that my mom told me I had asthma when I was younger and I told them. Wow how did that happen? I don't know but I heard that they pulled out the ball bag musket and shot it in my recruiters mouth. Yeah man that's some fey luck if I ain't ever heard it.
by pantyteamaster August 30, 2010
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