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Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.
Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.
2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009
Get the hamstring stretch standing mug.A U.S. Army term for a person who will point out how fucked up your boots and uniform are. But in contrast their uniform and boots are worse than yours. This type of person is either a supervisor or a peer. Often associated with spot light rangers.
Hey man where the hell are you going we are supposed to be in the motorpool. Well the boot weasel caught me at the gate this morning and pointed out in front of the Sergeant Major that my boots were fucked up. So now I have to go to Mount Olympus this afternoon to show him that I am really squared away. Well it sounds to me that the boot weasel pulled out his ball bag musket and put his balls in your mouth. No man it felt like doing the hamstring stretch standing while someone put their vein laden meat pipe in my ass.
by pantyteamaster August 9, 2010
Get the boot weasel mug.The type of luck whenever everything seems to be going right, then all of a sudden everything goes to hell in a handbasket at the worst possible moment.
Hey man how did that big sale go today. Well it was going good but then whenever they went to sign the papers I coudn't find them. I must have put them on top of the car and they blew away whenever I left the office. Man that right there is fey luck right there.
by pantyteamaster February 14, 2010
Get the Fey Luck mug.The act of rubbing your ball bag on articles on a coworkers belongings. This type of behavior should only be reserved for people you extremely don't like. Types of things that can be teabagged are telephone recievers, cell phones, computer mouse, laptop computer, pens, car keys, id cards, glasses cases, documents, whiteout bottles, coffee cup rims, etc. You get the idea. Essentially just rubbing your nuts all over a persons belongings that you don't like or just plain hate. Can also be done for fun as a prank.
Hey I know you are the new guy here but if I were you don't use the supervisors phone. It's been teabagged so many times it's not even funny no more. I have been teabagging everything on his desk for the last year.
When he gives me hell, I don't care I have been teabagging his phone for years.
When he gives me hell, I don't care I have been teabagging his phone for years.
by pantyteamaster April 14, 2009
Get the teabagging mug.A term used for a soldier that is queer or at least acts like they are queer. Kinda like the term light in the loafers.
Yo man what the hell is wrong with him? Oh yeah he has some sugar in the boots. Oh you saying he is gay. Yeah he is a flamer like an artillary ilum round.
by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010
Get the sugar in the boots mug.A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.
Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.
by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010
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1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.
by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009
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