pantyteamaster's definitions

armchair ranger

The type of asshat who sits there and says "Oh yeah, I would have done this. Or done it that way. This person has never been in any situation at all so therefore they have no authority to comment on anything.

Hey man I heard you got shot at the other day. Yeah. Well what did you do. Well I got down and tried to get out of the way and not get fucking shot. Well I would have stood up and shot back. Shut the fuck up you armchair ranger. You don't know and you will never know what to do. All you do is sit on your ass and specualate.

by pantyteamaster October 21, 2010

farmville weasel

A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.

Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.

by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010

sugar in the boots

A term used for a soldier that is queer or at least acts like they are queer. Kinda like the term light in the loafers.

Yo man what the hell is wrong with him? Oh yeah he has some sugar in the boots. Oh you saying he is gay. Yeah he is a flamer like an artillary ilum round.

by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010

Oh really

Usually an answer given when you don't 1. Give a shit 2. When you are trying to be polite by not saying no shit. 3. A smartass answer given to someone who just stated something very obvious or very stupid. Can be used in a number of ways.

Hey man have you seen those new Dodge Challengers? They are really fast. OH REALLY?

by pantyteamaster May 1, 2010

goddamn goddamn

A term used when one goddamn is not enough emotion to show for a certain event. Could also be used to describe an act committed by an individual so bad or so stupid that one goddamn is not enough emotion to desccribe your exasperation. Could also be used whenever you see some fine ass woman.

Holy shit did you see that? goddamn goddamn that right there is some straight asshaterey.


You see that fine ass MILF? Yeah goddamn goddamn

by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009

big league chew pussy

big league chew pussy as in a girl has a big shredded pussy that looks like a bag big league chew. Has had sex with everyone in three surrounding counties. As in if you were going down on a woman it would be like chewing on an entire bag of big league chew.

Man last night I fucked this girl and her pussy looked like a big bag of big league chew pussy almost like chewing on a bag of gum.

by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009

teabagging

The act of rubbing your ball bag on articles on a coworkers belongings. This type of behavior should only be reserved for people you extremely don't like. Types of things that can be teabagged are telephone recievers, cell phones, computer mouse, laptop computer, pens, car keys, id cards, glasses cases, documents, whiteout bottles, coffee cup rims, etc. You get the idea. Essentially just rubbing your nuts all over a persons belongings that you don't like or just plain hate. Can also be done for fun as a prank.

Hey I know you are the new guy here but if I were you don't use the supervisors phone. It's been teabagged so many times it's not even funny no more. I have been teabagging everything on his desk for the last year.

When he gives me hell, I don't care I have been teabagging his phone for years.

by pantyteamaster April 14, 2009