1 definition by panseluta66

Bombardier

A bombardier is a romanian stereotype of people who usually wear skinny jeans and fake designer clothes, drive an old BMW usually named a "cazan", "cratita", "tigaie", even on rare ocassions it's called a "cotet", but it usually depends on the size of it. In traffic they don't acknowledge the existence of traffic laws, and usually their signals don't work. Sometimes they hang out in groups at large scale malls and shopping centers not having money for anything. The only source of income for them doesn't consist of a job, it usually resembles something callled a "combinatie" and are done between other bombardieri. In general, most of them have an underage girlfriend starting at the age of 14; for those who don't have one, they desperately try to get a woman's attention and will listen to "muzica de jale". The choice in music for them is manele, they listen to them in their BMWs and on the bench in the park at a cheap bluetooth speaker. They tend to make themselves noticed by leaving a trail of seminte and bothering people with their loud music.

Example 1:
Dan: * waits at the red light *
Alex: Grabeste-te cumetre ca daca nu te misti cobor la tine acuma!
Dan: Why are you such a bombardier?
Example 2:
Ana: * walks home at night *
Alex: * in car *, * honks *; Da ce faci pisi vrei sa te duc undeva?
Ana: No thanks. * thinking: this guy is such a bombardier *

by panseluta66 September 16, 2021