pandaboyxxx's definitions

cuntnoyer

suggested by a guy named hinson, wanted to make a person version of concut. See Concut. It is when a girl uses one word to end the conversation. Many girls tend to do this, they are called cuntnoyers. Due to being a cunt for cutting off the conversation, also annoying the crap out of a person when they're trying to talk. Also putting question marks behind the concut makes the cuntnoyer an extreme cuntnoyer.

Guy: hey! long time no talk.
Girl: uh..? <--extreme cuntnoyer
Guy: so watsup
Girl: nothing? *nothing is the concut*
Guy: what are you taking for classes?
Girl: stuff.
Guy: wanna stop being such a cuntnoyer?
Girl: what....................? <---notice the amount of dots.
Guy: look it up on UD
Girl: you're cool. *small phrase that is still a concut*

by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009

ben-ed

noun; beyond retarded, someone who isn't special-ed but is still stupid and has no common sense, also gets bad grades; unintelligent.

Derived from the word "special-education" but simplified and modified the "special" to "ben". This word was discovered by an ancient panda-osopher who knew a friend that was named of something, so he took that something and added it in front of this word. Nowadays, new philosophers think that the panda-osopher made this word because in chinese "ben" means "stupid". So there could be two different origins.

HeYAdRee: yaa, he said that it was mean that i rejected someone to homecoming, then he asked me to go with him.
PaNDarCigar: LOL WTF?!??! DUDE HES LIKE BEYOND RETARDED
HeYAdRee: LOL!!! you should make a word for that
PaNDarCigar: BAHHAA what about ben-ed? LOL!?
HeYAdRee: YEAH!! (: tell me when it's posted

and now adreannie, the ancient panda-osopher posted it.

by pandaboyxxx September 26, 2009

BallSlicerZ

an organization that consists of the nouns: PandaR, Hinsonhui, and KelvinMak. If you don't know who they are, please look them up right now on this website. PandaR, being the start of ideas, the ideas go to KelvinMak (because he notices weird crap), then he upgrades it, and even publishes a new inside joke, or some other things such as posted on www.urbandictionary.com/pandaboyx . Nonetheless, the other ballslicer, hinsonhui, is a copyright and sometimes makes up copyrights or propagands ballslicerz's terms/inside jokes. This is the organization system of the BallslicerZ. They also have a Ventrilo channel named: BallSlicerZ, the password is the usual one for their organization. This organization was derived from the term: "Can i Just Slice my balls off?"

EX of the ballslicerz: (1 week ago, kelvin was being a dick and kept saying "k..?" during tennis which pissed off panda)
Panda: k..?
Kelvin: LOL CAN YOU STOP BEING ME? WAIT, we can start using that to piss people off LOL...
Panda: k..?

(next day Kelvin says "k..?" in vent but hinson thinks its spelled "..k?" so he says that)
Hinson: ..k?
Panda: WTF? HINSON'S COPYING US? and its "k..?" retard.
Hinson: ..k?
Kelvin: he kind of copied us but made it gayer?
Panda: k..?

by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009

diamond bar

filled with koreans, a.k.a. Korean city. koreans = fags. korean city = fag city. The chinese ppl there are also korean washed, sucks, they think fighting is fun, they think they're so cool. pulling some gay korean pride. see korean pride on UD.

PandaBoyx: LOL ima get jumped when i go to diamond bar for posting this up. stupid conceited koreans.
KelvinMak: seriously, har har tharsdays?

by pandaboyxxx September 25, 2009

faggort

Similar to Faggot, see faggot. Basically, this is derived from modern civilized pandas who discovered the word faggot, eventually the term needed to sound a little more cheesy like mrs. juarez-medina says, so the faggot changed into faggort. It is the same meaning, just different tone. The invention of this word came from yogurt, which is actually a type of liquid used to eat to make bad breath go away, the modern civilized pandas combined yogurt with the term faggot to make faggort.

Text Message:
Hinson: dude just put your arm around her.
Panda: no man, thats gay dude.
Hinson: cmon man dont be a pussy.
Panda: stfu faggort god damn, thats a dick move aight?
Hinson: LOL FAGGORT?
Panda: yes, indeed

by pandaboyxxx September 20, 2009

dietalk

v. to talk to someone else when on the phone with someone. It may be talking to anyone in general such as chat, talking to another person, or texting someone else, as long as its still ignoring you. This often gets annoying because girls whom gossip a lot just cannot control their gossiping and must talk to more than 1 person to look cool or whatnot.

Derived from "di" meaning "two". Chemistry and other things use this prefix. It is combined with talk meaning talking two talks, but some talk to more than 2 people, but the same term is used even if you're talking than one person even on the phone. the "e" at the end of "die" represents how badly you die because you're talking to a phaggozorf who talks to other people when on the phone with them.

PaNDaR: *calls Nicole*
Nicole: UHM NO TELL HER TO DO IT, hello?
PaNDaR: uh hi.

Nicole: heather talk to panda
PaNDaR: (wow wtf they like switching off and crap?)
Heather: hello? wait hold on, HAHAHA WAIT DARREN CAN YOU COME BACK, DUDE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DARREN CAN YOU JUST LIKE COME SO I CAN LIKE BE A DICK AND NOT TALK TO PANDA <----she didnt really say this but im giving an example
PaNDaR: *hangs up*
PaNDaR: *calls adreannie*
Adreawong: hello, panda?
PaNDaR: YOOOO waddup!
Adreawong: uh chupoo dan
PaNDaR: HUH?
Adreawong: no not you panda
PaNDaR: WTF MAN, DO YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MORE THAN 2 PPL AND LIKE WOW, time to make dietalk on urbandictionary.
Adreawong: HAHAHA okay mommy lets go to the store <---STILL DOES IT

...girls confuse me way too much...

by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

pinchaphobic

n. one who pinches a lot, their way of greeting. Mostly it is girls, but a guy named Pandar is starting to pinch these girls back because he thinks they're weird when they pinch you out of nowhere. Somehow, this little pinching trend crap seems to be spreading so a lot of girls start pinching. Pandar seems to have a lot of dug up skin from these vicious women

Adreawong: *pinch* PANDEERRRRRR <---its pandar, adreannie -_-
Pandar: WTF?!?!?? THAT HURT LIKE A DICK AHHHH
Pandar: anyways, so yesterday--
Adreawong: *pinch* *gives me the adreawong glare*
Pandar: CAN YOU NOT PINCH ME AND GIVE ME YOUR OWN GLARE?
Adreawong: HAHA PANDAAAAAAA *pinch*
Pandar: (holy crap when will she stop?!?!?!)
Pandar: okay, well you're kind of a pinchaphobic, so is allison for pinching my elbow all the time which feels good, also nancy, for starting this little trendy thing.

by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009