pandaboyxxx's definitions

dietalk

v. to talk to someone else when on the phone with someone. It may be talking to anyone in general such as chat, talking to another person, or texting someone else, as long as its still ignoring you. This often gets annoying because girls whom gossip a lot just cannot control their gossiping and must talk to more than 1 person to look cool or whatnot.

Derived from "di" meaning "two". Chemistry and other things use this prefix. It is combined with talk meaning talking two talks, but some talk to more than 2 people, but the same term is used even if you're talking than one person even on the phone. the "e" at the end of "die" represents how badly you die because you're talking to a phaggozorf who talks to other people when on the phone with them.

PaNDaR: *calls Nicole*
Nicole: UHM NO TELL HER TO DO IT, hello?
PaNDaR: uh hi.

Nicole: heather talk to panda
PaNDaR: (wow wtf they like switching off and crap?)
Heather: hello? wait hold on, HAHAHA WAIT DARREN CAN YOU COME BACK, DUDE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DARREN CAN YOU JUST LIKE COME SO I CAN LIKE BE A DICK AND NOT TALK TO PANDA <----she didnt really say this but im giving an example
PaNDaR: *hangs up*
PaNDaR: *calls adreannie*
Adreawong: hello, panda?
PaNDaR: YOOOO waddup!
Adreawong: uh chupoo dan
PaNDaR: HUH?
Adreawong: no not you panda
PaNDaR: WTF MAN, DO YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MORE THAN 2 PPL AND LIKE WOW, time to make dietalk on urbandictionary.
Adreawong: HAHAHA okay mommy lets go to the store <---STILL DOES IT

...girls confuse me way too much...

by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

pinchaphobic

n. one who pinches a lot, their way of greeting. Mostly it is girls, but a guy named Pandar is starting to pinch these girls back because he thinks they're weird when they pinch you out of nowhere. Somehow, this little pinching trend crap seems to be spreading so a lot of girls start pinching. Pandar seems to have a lot of dug up skin from these vicious women

Adreawong: *pinch* PANDEERRRRRR <---its pandar, adreannie -_-
Pandar: WTF?!?!?? THAT HURT LIKE A DICK AHHHH
Pandar: anyways, so yesterday--
Adreawong: *pinch* *gives me the adreawong glare*
Pandar: CAN YOU NOT PINCH ME AND GIVE ME YOUR OWN GLARE?
Adreawong: HAHA PANDAAAAAAA *pinch*
Pandar: (holy crap when will she stop?!?!?!)
Pandar: okay, well you're kind of a pinchaphobic, so is allison for pinching my elbow all the time which feels good, also nancy, for starting this little trendy thing.

by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

diamond bar

filled with koreans, a.k.a. Korean city. koreans = fags. korean city = fag city. The chinese ppl there are also korean washed, sucks, they think fighting is fun, they think they're so cool. pulling some gay korean pride. see korean pride on UD.

PandaBoyx: LOL ima get jumped when i go to diamond bar for posting this up. stupid conceited koreans.
KelvinMak: seriously, har har tharsdays?

by pandaboyxxx September 25, 2009

faggort

Similar to Faggot, see faggot. Basically, this is derived from modern civilized pandas who discovered the word faggot, eventually the term needed to sound a little more cheesy like mrs. juarez-medina says, so the faggot changed into faggort. It is the same meaning, just different tone. The invention of this word came from yogurt, which is actually a type of liquid used to eat to make bad breath go away, the modern civilized pandas combined yogurt with the term faggot to make faggort.

Text Message:
Hinson: dude just put your arm around her.
Panda: no man, thats gay dude.
Hinson: cmon man dont be a pussy.
Panda: stfu faggort god damn, thats a dick move aight?
Hinson: LOL FAGGORT?
Panda: yes, indeed

by pandaboyxxx September 20, 2009

WangThang

N. based on a girl named Samantha Wang. When people tend to be your older sister, or in other words "jieh" (see jieh-jieh), then you may use this to describe how they are like. The ancient panda philosopher's older sister was actually named Samantha Wang, she is a legend to panda history. In current days, people now use this word when someone is being like an older sister to them. The older sister is the coolest person on earth, cooler than bestfriends, real-family, or even people you may look up to, because evidently, this sister was the coolest and only sister ever. The common thing Wangthangs would do would say "okay, bye." out of random, so be aware for them.

ThatPanda: JIEH!!
ItsSamantha: what di di?
ThatPanda: I LOVE YOU! <3
ItsSamantha: I LOVE YOU TOO DI DI<3
ThatPanda: damn your such a wangthang.
ItsSamantha: yeah, i know.
ThatPanda: YUP WANGTHANG JIEH
ItsSamantha: Okay Bye.

by pandaboyxxx December 28, 2009

randing

verb. when people are bored, they do this type of action which is RANDom, and is also a crappy greetING. As you can see, i capitalized the two words combined to make randing in the sentence before this. Anyways, such as some people just randomly go like "sup" and dont say anything important. Pandar personally thinks that is retarded, to talk to someone when there is nothing to say. So he developed this word so people would stfu about that crap. Sometimes, when they even say "sup" and you say "sup", they concut you by saying "nothing", i mean if they want to talk, can they be more social? which proves the panda's fact of these corrupted dickfaces.

Somone (not gonna say who): sup
ThatPandaNigga: yooo!
Someone: hey
ThatPandaNigga: sup?
Someone: nothing
*after 3 minutes*
ThatPandaNigga: ....uh....k..? so thats all you're gonna say?
Someone: huh?
ThatPandaNigga: DUDE ARE YOU BEN-ED? YOU JUST RANDING'ED ME, CAN YOU AT LEAST BE A LITTLE MORE SOCIAL IF YOU WANT TO TALK?
Someone: sorry, i was busy
ThatPandaNigga: WTF...?! so you're busy and you all of a sudden say "sup", do you just want more IM's or something to look cool? i mean thats not even cool anymore, that's like super gay. just stfu soul.

by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

Can I Just Slice My Balls Off?

a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.

in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.

Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.

by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009