panda's definitions

Mateo

A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. 🥺

“He’s such a cutie and handsome, doesn’t even know it.. Bet he’s a Mateo!”

by Panda February 1, 2020

panda

also known as "Conan"

Watch out, there's a huge jiggly panda.

by panda February 4, 2005

gonzoed

originates from the character "gonzo" with a long nose and big round eyes... it's when a guy puts his two balls on someone's face; one over each eye, and puts his penis on their nose, therefore making the victim look like gonzo

The girl got gonzoed as she was kneeling by the bed.

by panda March 30, 2005

egg

Completely useless individual; absolutely no redeeming qualities, and seemingly put on this earth to infuriate everyone around them with their unspeakable uselessness.

"Wendell, you're a fucking egg."

by Panda January 16, 2005

Kaldaris

A sick, sick bastard. If seen on the internet, avoid at all costs.

"Help! Kaldaris f***ed over my computor!"

by Panda December 16, 2004

psycho

ultimately my mother

thumbs up if you know your momma's crazy

by panda August 23, 2004

"D"

1.) Nickname for Dunmore, PA; AKA SHITHOLE
2.) Nickname for a PENIS

"I'm not moving back to "D"....."
"Did you touch his "D"?!"

by Panda March 29, 2003