panda's definitions

set

in poker, it's 3 of a kind

"i was playing holdem, and i flopped a set!"

by PaNDa August 31, 2004

gonzoed

originates from the character "gonzo" with a long nose and big round eyes... it's when a guy puts his two balls on someone's face; one over each eye, and puts his penis on their nose, therefore making the victim look like gonzo

The girl got gonzoed as she was kneeling by the bed.

by panda March 30, 2005

Mojo

A super awesome chick that loves:
- a certain economics teacher named Patrick aka DLS
- Eric Banana
- eBay
- starfishes
- Darren Hayes
- vampires
- and many other sweet things

Also known as "LOTR ho", "My Zombie" and "DV".

Get your mojo on with Patrick.

by Panda April 7, 2005

Kaldaris

A sick, sick bastard. If seen on the internet, avoid at all costs.

"Help! Kaldaris f***ed over my computor!"

by Panda December 16, 2004

plumbum

Ravaging around with no regard for anything or anyone.

When panda rushes 3 htp members with a dgl, knowing they have navies and colts.

by panda December 21, 2004

egg

Completely useless individual; absolutely no redeeming qualities, and seemingly put on this earth to infuriate everyone around them with their unspeakable uselessness.

"Wendell, you're a fucking egg."

by Panda January 16, 2005

ball-tearer

Australian slang. Something which is fabulously, excellently superb. See ripsnorter.

"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."

by Panda January 17, 2005