pamschel's definitions
The coffee grinder is the portion of a female's anatomy, also known as the vagina, designed to accept and stimulate the husband's erect penis, so that later on a baby might come travelling down thisbirth canal.
I wouldn't use an internal pad in there my dear because plugging up the coffee grinder can result in toxic shock.
by pamschel April 18, 2006

Transitive Verb, recently coined by Randal Amschel, son of Peter; This phrase is used after someone has fucked up or negligently or otherwise damaged persons or property. As soon as the damage has been rectified by the actor and settled between the parties if anyone in the future mentions the initial injury, the speaker should be reminded by the use of this phrase of the complete resolution of the matter between the parties.
Mr. X: Bob sure did fuck up that pristine 1967 VW bug hitlerstaffcar on account of his vehicular negligence!
Mr. Y: Yes, but where are you in the stream of time, Mr. Y? Bob resolved to fuck it back and has already done so.
Mr. Y: Yes, but where are you in the stream of time, Mr. Y? Bob resolved to fuck it back and has already done so.
by pamschel November 26, 2007

by pamschel November 26, 2007
