pamschel's definitions

Ass hole

A person so useless that nothing good ever comes out of them. In fact, the only thing that ever does come out of them is shit. The ass hole occupies the lowest spot in the totem pole of all the human body parts, except for penises of course when they are put where they don't belong by their ass hole owners such as into mouths and/or the assholes of themselves or others.

Let's avoid that person. She is an ass hole. She is similar to that well known sphincter muscle which is capable of only two actions, holding shit back or letting shit pass on through to the other side. ok?

by pamschel October 5, 2006

Suckster

Suckster is a synonym for Christmas. It is called suckster nowadays because the traditions of the day suck and because the traditions have nothing to do with Jesus.

Jack: So Bob, what are you doing for Suckster this year?
Bob: I'm going to put a meaningless dead fire hazard Suckster tree into my house and heat it and let it get real dry; I'm going to buy Suckster presents I can't afford to give to people who will pretend to like them; I'm putting off until Suckster buying some of the stuff like shirts and socks and underwear that I should have already provided for my family but I'll get double credit if I wait until Suckster; I'm going to visit and eat and drink on Suckster, the coldest day of the year; when my kids bug me for a toy, I just put them off until Suckster so maybe they'll forget about it; Suckster is the only day I attend my Catholic church mASS and while I'm there I'll inspect the priest's side of the confessional booth for pecker tracks.

by pamschel May 3, 2009

Feece

This word is a synonym for the word "son" in the French language.

There is mon Feece! Come running to me, mon Feece!

by pamschel November 26, 2007