Definitions by palabrajot
Assperger's
An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.
"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"
Assperger's by palabrajot August 19, 2011
backwords
Typical backwords:
User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?
User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?
backwords by palabrajot November 9, 2010
tainted glove
A used condom.
---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.
---Eww.
---Eww.
tainted glove by palabrajot October 12, 2010
maninfestation
The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.
--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!
--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.
--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.
maninfestation by palabrajot October 6, 2010
branifesto
When someone becomes a health nut, then goes around preaching to everyone about why they should eat all organic, high fiber, drink green tea, etc.
Don't go into the break room when Josh is there unless you have 10 minutes to listen to his branifesto about giving up donuts and chips!
branifesto by palabrajot October 4, 2010
ridiculust
---Have you seen Adam and Sarah lately? They can't keep their hands off each other...even at the gym!
---Ew...ridiculust!
---Ew...ridiculust!
ridiculust by palabrajot October 2, 2010
dogstank
The musky, funky odor of a dirty dog, which permeates everything they lie or sit upon. Making them go for a swim only makes it worse. The only thing that works is professional-grade pet shampoo and lots of warm water.
Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!
Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!
Don't go into my grandmother's Jeep Grand Cherokee... she has two Retrievers, and that vehicle is full o' fur and dogstank!
dogstank by palabrajot October 1, 2010