palabrajot's definitions

dogstank

The musky, funky odor of a dirty dog, which permeates everything they lie or sit upon. Making them go for a swim only makes it worse. The only thing that works is professional-grade pet shampoo and lots of warm water.

Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!

Don't go into my grandmother's Jeep Grand Cherokee... she has two Retrievers, and that vehicle is full o' fur and dogstank!

by palabrajot October 1, 2010

hairstank

The smell of hair after 1-2 days without being washed. Gets progressively worse with each passing day afterward, until it becomes truly gag-a-maggot. The peculiar odor of hairstank is a cross between oil, dirt, sweat and stale shampoo / conditioner fragrance. Easily transferred to pillowcases and the inside of hats. For some reason, the smell of a dog that hasn't been bathed in several weeks, is not as unpleasant as human hairstank after only 3-4 days.

I love hippie chicks, at least the ones who bathe regularly and don't have crotchstank and hairstank.

by palabrajot September 10, 2010

tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 12, 2010

branifesto

When someone becomes a health nut, then goes around preaching to everyone about why they should eat all organic, high fiber, drink green tea, etc.

Don't go into the break room when Josh is there unless you have 10 minutes to listen to his branifesto about giving up donuts and chips!

by palabrajot October 4, 2010

backwords

When a chat goes wonky and dialog repeats at odd moments so you can hardly communicate.

Typical backwords:

User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?

by palabrajot November 9, 2010

ridiculust

When two people are so hot for each other, it's gross. Lots of PDA is involved.

---Have you seen Adam and Sarah lately? They can't keep their hands off each other...even at the gym!

---Ew...ridiculust!

by palabrajot October 2, 2010

maninfestation

The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.

--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!

--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.

by palabrajot October 6, 2010