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1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis
1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.
by oscar wilde February 14, 2005
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Separation of church and state you say? What's that?
It's bad to incur trillions in war debts for a war that was unecessary in the first place and as a side effect triggered the hatred of our country by every educated nation in the world, an economy in shambles, and a nation divided? Silence, flip-flopper. Dubya's one hell of a president.
Separation of church and state you say? What's that?
It's bad to incur trillions in war debts for a war that was unecessary in the first place and as a side effect triggered the hatred of our country by every educated nation in the world, an economy in shambles, and a nation divided? Silence, flip-flopper. Dubya's one hell of a president.
"Hey man, torturing Iraqi prisoners in violation of the Geneva Convention, cavorting about with fascist evangelicals and failing to include a trillion dollar war in the federal budget isn't THAT bad"
"Shut up, George Bush"
"Shut up, George Bush"
by oscar wilde February 11, 2005
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by oscar wilde February 14, 2005
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