oscar wilde's definitions

Kentucky Fried Chicken

1. A fast food chain that serves fried chicken. And it is good.
2. Large or of large proportions

1. Lets go to Kentucky Fried Chicken and get some wings
2. That house is as big as Kentucky Fried Chicken

by oscar wilde April 9, 2005

Lesbollah

Groups of lesbians creating power bases within organisations. A tier of management or job role that requires one to be a gay female too apply or progress.

You will never drive a dump truck at a mine site, you’re a man. You have to be a member of Lesbollah to get that job.

by Oscar Wilde June 12, 2018

Gladys

The Premier of NSW Australia has been the centre of many scandals including destroying records, dating staff that were taking kick backs and not declaring conflicts of interest. A Gladys is the opposite of a Karen. A Gladys is a manager that thinks they have an exemption from ethics, record keeping keeping, complying with legislation or acknowledging moral culpability.

She destroyed all the records of kick backs and corruption. What a pork barreling Gladys.

by Oscar Wilde November 30, 2020

Franz Ferdinand

A band representing the national trend of taking a good, out-there, little-known band and blowing them up to the point that they are no longer good and out-there. This can be especially frustrating for those that purchased their CD before anyone else even knew who they were. Other examples of this include Coldplay and the movie Napolean Dynamite.

"I want to watch Napolean Dynamite again!"
"No dude, it got completly Franz Ferdinanded. Let's watch Pulp Fiction instead"

by oscar wilde February 7, 2005

george bush

The first amendment? Hah!
Separation of church and state you say? What's that?
It's bad to incur trillions in war debts for a war that was unecessary in the first place and as a side effect triggered the hatred of our country by every educated nation in the world, an economy in shambles, and a nation divided? Silence, flip-flopper. Dubya's one hell of a president.

"Hey man, torturing Iraqi prisoners in violation of the Geneva Convention, cavorting about with fascist evangelicals and failing to include a trillion dollar war in the federal budget isn't THAT bad"
"Shut up, George Bush"

by oscar wilde February 11, 2005

The Stooges

Not to be confused with the Three Stooges, The Stooges were a truly groundbreaking band and the godfathers of punk. They helped give rise to Iggy Pop, a legend of punk and one of the greatest frontmen around. Mick Jagger and Alice Cooper both take pages out of Iggy's book. Their influence can be best seen in bands like the MC5, the Ramones, The Damned, and most recently Velvet Revolver.

Man, I would rather listen to the Stooges any day over that Good Charlotte shit

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005

oscar wilde

A literary genius and paragon of wit, paradox and meaning. His most famous work may be "The Picture of Dorian Gray", a book about a man who ceases to age, but his portrait continues to grow older, driving him to insanity and suicide. His last words, perhaps the funniest dying words in history, were "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." He went.

I wish I could be smart like Oscar Wilde

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005