oracle's definitions

waffling

To talk nonsense in order to fill time, a milder term for bullshit. Can be used as a term for meaningless sales speak. Verb form of waffle.

"Well its good value and I can see youre a man of taste.. blah blah.."
"Stop waffling and tell me how much it costs!!!"

by oracle August 20, 2004

needle

To annoy.

Youre needling me

by oracle March 12, 2004

Butt nugget

Any unwanted chunky debris hanging within the recess of one's butt. Butt nuggets normally require a concentrated effort in order to remove them, such as but no limited to: heavy wiping with toilet paper, or hot water and soap.

by Oracle October 27, 2003

dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

by oracle October 5, 2004

walrus

A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.

Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.

by oracle March 12, 2004

hamster it

To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"

by oracle October 7, 2006

New Labour

Ruling political party of UK. Policies include rising crime, taxation (see gordon brown, hate of motoring, mass immigration. Espacially harmful to education. See tony blair.

New labour are getting kicked out in the next election.

by oracle February 5, 2004