oracle's definitions

del boy

Poor, ineffective scam artist or con-man. From the TV sitcom, Only Fools and Horses.

Daves a proper del boy.

by oracle March 12, 2004

mondeo man

Career driver, especially travelling salesman. From the large numbers of Ford Mondeos used as company cars.

If youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.

by oracle August 19, 2004

op amp

Operational Amplifier. An entirely fictional device concieved to bring horror to electronics students.

Lecturer: This is how to analyse op-amps...
Class: Sigh

by Oracle March 11, 2004

whitie

To be far too stoned to the point of the room spinning, far more extreme than rawhide.

Dont have a whitie.

by oracle March 12, 2004

klub extreme

An extremely bad club in Golders Green, London. About the size of my living room, and filled with tossers with moustakis.

Someone: "Let's go to klub extreme!"
Me: "Let's not."

by oracle April 4, 2006

castle vale

Large council estate (US: "Project") in north Birmingham. Full of burning cars and gunfights.

"Shit me how did we end up in castle vale?!? Lock the doors.."

by oracle March 12, 2004

deanth

An underweight bag of weed. Mimics the system whereby an 'eighth' = 1/8 oz and a 'teenth' = 1/16 oz. In practice a 'deanth' will be a bag sold as an 'eighth' but weighing noticeably less.
Named for a dealer who regularly sold such short measures.

"An eighth my arse, this is more of a deanth!"

by oracle December 9, 2008