oracle's definitions

DVLA

The UK Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency, based in Swansea.
Eqiv. to the U.S DMV.
Orginisation responsible for vehicle registrations, driving licenses, etc etc.

I'm still waiting to get my driving license back from the DVLA

by oracle February 27, 2006

delays

Polite way of saying "fucked up" from a position of public responsibility.

"There are delays on the bakerloo line / M6 / completing wembley stadium.

by oracle March 12, 2004

scouse

Inhabitant of Liverpool, strong dialect, (stereotype): Shellsuited, mulleted, car theives.

Scouse bastards nicked my wheels!

by oracle March 13, 2004

M25

Large car park near London, used as Motorway at night.

Im stuck on the M25

by oracle February 5, 2004

sunshine coach

UK equiv. of short bus.

Oh no! Not the Sunshine Coach!

by oracle March 12, 2004

bum stitches

Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.

"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"

by oracle March 12, 2004

oz pigeon

Term for Australians in London, because theyre everywhere and shit on everyone.

Fuckin oz pigeons are everywhere!!

by oracle August 20, 2004