114 definitions by oracle

road

Long strip of tarmac or concrete, used for motoring. Regularly sabotaged by new labour.

The roads are hell today

by oracle February 6, 2004

lotus

Sports car, stands for: Lots of trouble, usually serious.

My bloody lotus broke down again

by oracle February 6, 2004

brum

Birmingham, or noise car makes

"Im on the train to Brum"

by oracle February 5, 2004

sewer rat

1: Rat that lives in a sewer.
2: One who enjoys anal sex, especially a male homosexual.

See: marmite miner, fudge packer, uphill gardener, etc.

"Time to trap, this place is full of sewer rats"

by oracle August 20, 2004

london box

Inner London motorway system planned in the 1970s but never built (hence the horrendous jams today). Term can be used for any worthwhile government project that never materialises, such as the often touted "Birmingham underground" system.

The government will never build an underground system in Birmingham. It will be just like the London Box. Maybe there was a deal in the 1960s that Birmingham will get reasonable roads and London will get reasonable trains.

by oracle February 1, 2005

xfm

xfm is alive and well in London on 104.9! ive got it on now!

This is Richard Bacon on XFM..

by oracle March 13, 2004

artic

Articulated lorry, used for very fat woman. See also curtainsider.

PS The cold place is the ARCTIC, dumbass.

Shes a bit of an artic.

by oracle March 13, 2004