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Under-Time

Under-Time is the shortage of hours given to an employee to do the same scope of work but in less time.

In the down economy, hourly workers are "expected" to "work smarter" and do added work and still get their regular work done as if they were "professionals" who owe the employer more-than-hourly performance.

It is often associated with a new RUSH assignment - or managers who get a BONUS for reduced labor costs.
Q) Are you working overnight with us to re-arrange the cereal shelves and move old stock to the front..we're even getting Over-Time..?

A) No, I've been given Under-Time for hanging up all the new signs to promote the changed pricing..and wasn't even given enough hours to get the regular store signs installed..
by op_position November 7, 2010
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Saint Barry's Day

Just like St Paddy before him who didn't drive
the snakes out of Ireland....is now celebrated
on St Paddy's Day...

Saint Barry-O (aka Barack) has NOT driven the
"SNAKES" out of Washington either... so let's
celebrate like an Irishman - on April 1st TOO.

And they both make more sense if you're drunk!

{note to editors: is that politically correct enuff 4 ya? ;-)
Q - Isn't this Saint Barry's Day?
A - Yeah, look how he cleaned up DC..
- "April Fools" !!
by op_position March 20, 2010
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Citizens Intelligence

(opposite of "government intelligence") A coalition of CITIZENS that represent the intelligence that is needed to replace the NON-SENSE that politicians have created with COMMON SENSE that can serve those who are governed.

Since 'unions' are more likely to receive favored benefits from the government now, the CAGI Union is hereby founded to represent the Citizens Against Government Intelligence.

Join CAGI and get back to Common Sense in Government !
"Citizens Intelligence" beats 'government intelligence' every time !

"Hello, I'm a CITIZEN and I'm here to HELP you (the Government).

Join forces and get your rights back - let's all be CAGI !!
by op_position February 27, 2010
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Leftist Aliens

- elected politicians that have LEFT their post and are hiding out across the border instead of representing people in their own state
HE: Have you seen anything of your state representative?

SHE: No, but I heard he is one of the LEFTist Aliens hold up in another state

HE: Did you say "left us.." - what about our collective rights?

SHE: Exactly..!
by op_position March 9, 2011
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WHATEVERISM

WHATEVERISM - is an UNYIELDING attempt by a FORCEFUL mind to convert SIMPLE MORAL TRUTH into limitless shades of GREY....

It is the opposite of fundamentalism which bases its beliefs on fixed moral constructs of right and wrong.
Q - Are you a religious person?
A - Yes, but I practice "WHATEVERISM", so I am strongly opposed to all those fundamentalists and their closed minds!

Q - Does she have good ethics?
A - Yes, you can always count on her unwavering beliefs in "WHATEVERISM"
by op_position April 21, 2010
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audASSity

audASSity - is the petty, pompous, and immature approach often taken to demean or diminish or refute or castigate one's fellow man with whom that audASSious person disagrees.
HE: Did you hear what that politician said about their opponent?

SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?

HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!

SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..

HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...
by op_position June 6, 2011
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Obamonarchy

the misplaced mental ascension to unbridled monarch status within the framework of three equal branches of government; the delusion that being elected to the key leadership role in a Republic also confers the unilateral power often assumed by the dictator of a failing democracy
Obamonarchy - placing un-vetted 'Czars' (that are later dismissed for having questionable backgrounds or for making questionable decisions) into positions of regulating issues and circumstances that are not granted to them by any law or other precedent (like salaries of private company executives)
by op_position February 5, 2010
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