only$19.99,less s+h's definitions

mario

Cool Italian plumber that really never talks except for saying "wha-ha!" "mama mia!" and other assorted noises. Has pretty good game for nintendo but they need to make a violent mario game. Basically a racist sterotype of an italian because he has a huge mustache and is a poor dirty plumber. All of his games have the same storyline: save princess peach, kill Bowser. Mario also gets high on shrooms.

Ahh! Mario just got killed by a spikey shell or something!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

jerk

In medival Europe,masturbation was considered to be on the brink of insanity. So as an insult, people would call each other "jerk-offs", and soon, jerk was enough to get the point across.

HHAA!! mY MOM CAUGHT YOU JERKIN THE GHERKIN!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

book

useless pieces of shit paper with words on them.

wait- I take that back-FREE ROLLING PAPERS!

by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004

nintendo

Great game company that makes bright fast-paced game featuring: Mario, Luigi, Fox, Link, and Samus. They invented the game boy, and after that other gaem companies copied them (Sega, NeoGeo, other assorted japanse companies) but failed. the game boy is still being made today. Alos made pokemon games, but they made up for it.

I just got the new Mario Kart for Gamecube!!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

luigi

Marios younger brother. Its pretty sad, because in the mario and luigi game on gameboy, when people see you they say "WOW!! Its mario and green dude!!". Often underestimated as a sidekick to mario but is actually better. He is not as fat, can jump way higher, and is much faster. He finally got recognized as a main characyer in the game Luigi's Mansion, a title released at the time of gamecubes launch. A mario game, super mario sunshine actuallt wasnt realeased until some time later.

Player 1: Damn, Mario wont jump that gap!! Player 2: You should of used Luigi, fuckface!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

triumph

A rude insult comic dog on the conan o brien show.

This is a great definition-FOR ME TO POOP ON!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

Animal Crossing

A Sims-like game released for the Nintendo Gamecube in 2002. It was a very good game game, except for the extra craptastic graphics. The graphics were bad because it was originally intended for Nintendo 64, but only in Japan. But after a while, you dont really notice how bad the graphics are, because the game is incredible. You can collect cool sets of furniture, run errands for townspeople, and write them letters. You can also catch fish and bugs. Originally named Animal Forest.

when you buy the game, it even comes with its own memory card!! hell yea!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003