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hicks 

Texans, mostly. Also most southerners.

the Texan did not wear shoes or do laundry becuase he is a hick.

hicks by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

beavis and butthead

Best cartoon ever. it proved complete and utter morons could be role models. Then the ultimate evil,MTV, took it off air. at least we still have King of the Hill...

MTV is full of bastard sellouts.

beavis and butthead by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

craptastic 

beyond crappy, beyond shitty. if something is craptastic, it is somewhat an honor in the crap community.

When little Jimmy missed the toilet, the bathroom was craptastic. literally.

craptastic by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

triumph 

A rude insult comic dog on the conan o brien show.

This is a great definition-FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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mario 

Cool Italian plumber that really never talks except for saying "wha-ha!" "mama mia!" and other assorted noises. Has pretty good game for nintendo but they need to make a violent mario game. Basically a racist sterotype of an italian because he has a huge mustache and is a poor dirty plumber. All of his games have the same storyline: save princess peach, kill Bowser. Mario also gets high on shrooms.

Ahh! Mario just got killed by a spikey shell or something!!

mario by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

luigi 

Marios younger brother. Its pretty sad, because in the mario and luigi game on gameboy, when people see you they say "WOW!! Its mario and green dude!!". Often underestimated as a sidekick to mario but is actually better. He is not as fat, can jump way higher, and is much faster. He finally got recognized as a main characyer in the game Luigi's Mansion, a title released at the time of gamecubes launch. A mario game, super mario sunshine actuallt wasnt realeased until some time later.

Player 1: Damn, Mario wont jump that gap!! Player 2: You should of used Luigi, fuckface!!

luigi by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

grand theft auto 

A great game that some feminists and the PTA and everybody else with a hair up their ass made a big deal out of. You can shoot people, do missions for gangs, hijack cars. and pick up hookers. Some parents blame murders that their kids commited on the game-far be it from them to admit tha their kids might've had a PROBLEM. Its just a video game and it isnt real. Overall one of the best games ever made, and since its release ther have been many Grand Theft Auto-style games that were much worse than GTA, but there was NO controversy, but whenever a GTA game comes out they have a prob. So. protesters, FUCK YOU.

That hooker did me and took my money!! I'll just run her skanky ass over and take my cash back!

grand theft auto by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003